Love: Today, my girlfriend and I have been in a relationship for 3...

By Nick - 08/07/2011 05:19 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I have been in a relationship for 3 years. She's pregnant. I'm a virgin. FML

I agree, your life sucks 59 493

You deserved it 11 774

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By baron - 01/06/2009 17:36 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 131 765

You deserved it 7 585

By Anonymous - 04/02/2013 17:17 - United States - Durham

Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML

I agree, your life sucks 59 460

You deserved it 3 896

By captainuniverse - 14/05/2016 05:53 - United States - Nashville

Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. She also said I'm going to be an uncle. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 143

You deserved it 1 295

By doomed - 22/08/2009 17:46 - United States

Today, my fiancée, who believes in "sex after marriage" like me, told me she was pregnant. FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 534

You deserved it 6 714

By Tweety - 09/04/2011 11:40 - United States

Today, I found out via a Twitter post that my girlfriend is pregnant. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 928

You deserved it 8 520

By Daddy_issues - 02/06/2018 05:00

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of four years. She took the opportunity to tell me that she's pregnant. With my half-brother. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 430

You deserved it 283

By 3023-dang - 15/10/2012 20:27 - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend is four months pregnant. She can't wait for us to be parents. I guess she forgot that I haven't seen her in 7 months. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 116

You deserved it 2 601

By Anonymous - 21/09/2011 12:38 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend started to plan our wedding. We've been going out for 3 days. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 574

You deserved it 5 441

By Jackedup - 18/05/2011 07:57 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 1 month came over and told me she wanted to talk to me. We sat down on the couch and she told me she was pregnant and that it was mine. I reminded her that we've never slept together. FML

I agree, your life sucks 72 738

You deserved it 4 990

By Anonymous - 15/06/2013 04:28 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my husband of 3 years learned that he's going to be a father. No, I'm not pregnant. FML

I agree, your life sucks 68 649

You deserved it 4 279

MrHughJass 0

Friday 8 July 2011 11:46

You're doing it wrong.

doctor_awesome 8

Friday 8 July 2011 11:47

is her name Mary?

Comments

seanylawls 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 3:54

good dump her ass

seeunexttuesdays 6

Saturday 9 July 2011 4:19

you should be happy now cuz ur free from raising a child that isn't yours, and you can lose your virginity to someone who isn't a cheating **** and is worth your time!

badger93 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 4:22

shoulda hit that shit wen u had the chance

isaiahfiegel 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 5:22

dump her dude!

simon_lala 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 6:07

people: this fml is about his pregnant cheating girlfriend. not the status of his sex life. -_-

tweetbaby14 18

Saturday 9 July 2011 6:28

part of me seriously doubts that 84's picture of themselves... so more like the person in 84's picture looks like they could have a barbie made after them.