By Nick - 08/07/2011 05:19 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend and I have been in a relationship for 3 years. She's pregnant. I'm a virgin. FML
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doctor_awesome 8

is her name Mary?

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KristineM95 1

if he hasn't gave it to her and they've been together for six years apparently she wasn't that special too begin with..

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KristineM95 1

oops I meant three. :)

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bluemoongirl 4

u havent had sex the whole 3 years!?!!!?!! is there something wrong with your pee pee?!?

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Nguyenydapooh 5

After 3 years no love making, of course this was going to happen.

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horrorfreak79nj 2

Hopefully you've learned a valuable lesson , and realized that you brought this on yourself.

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timalfrey311 0

agree with matt....leave her sorry ass

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Calyx_fml 21

YDI for expecting her to hold out for three years. Three dates is more like it.

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SneakherHead 5

So Mary was pregnant and Joseph didn't even have sex with her

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