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By Nick - 08/07/2011 05:19 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I have been in a relationship for 3 years. She's pregnant. I'm a virgin. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2013 17:17 - United States - Durham

Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML

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By captainuniverse - 14/05/2016 05:53 - United States - Nashville

Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. She also said I'm going to be an uncle. FML

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By Tweety - 09/04/2011 11:40 - United States

Today, I found out via a Twitter post that my girlfriend is pregnant. FML

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By Daddy_issues - 02/06/2018 05:00

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of four years. She took the opportunity to tell me that she's pregnant. With my half-brother. FML

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By 3023-dang - 15/10/2012 20:27 - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend is four months pregnant. She can't wait for us to be parents. I guess she forgot that I haven't seen her in 7 months. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/09/2011 12:38 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend started to plan our wedding. We've been going out for 3 days. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/06/2013 04:28 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my husband of 3 years learned that he's going to be a father. No, I'm not pregnant. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/03/2010 12:54 - United States

Today, my girlfriend blew up at me for a comment I had made several weeks ago about not wanting kids. Then, she told me that she's pregnant. After consoling her and telling her that whatever we do, we'll do it together, she further explained that she's not sure if it's mine. FML

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By WtfDoIDo?! - 02/07/2019 04:00

Today, my girlfriend told me that she wants to marry me and have my children. I’m 15. We've been dating for 3 weeks. FML

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By Zoogangcapk - 01/01/2020 05:00

Today, I found out that my girlfriend is pregnant. The problem is that I don't know how to tell my wife... Who is also pregnant. FML

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MrHughJass 0

Friday 8 July 2011 11:46

You're doing it wrong.

doctor_awesome 8

Friday 8 July 2011 11:47

is her name Mary?

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KristineM95 1

Friday 8 July 2011 19:51

if he hasn't gave it to her and they've been together for six years apparently she wasn't that special too begin with..

KristineM95 1

Friday 8 July 2011 19:54

oops I meant three. :)

GP_22 1

Friday 8 July 2011 20:49

You forgot 'ex'.

jbsington 8

Friday 8 July 2011 21:17

Immaculate conception?

bluemoongirl 4

Friday 8 July 2011 22:14

u havent had sex the whole 3 years!?!!!?!! is there something wrong with your pee pee?!?

money127 4

Friday 8 July 2011 22:32

the cheating bitch

Nguyenydapooh 5

Friday 8 July 2011 23:07

After 3 years no love making, of course this was going to happen.

horrorfreak79nj 2

Friday 8 July 2011 23:11

Hopefully you've learned a valuable lesson , and realized that you brought this on yourself.

timalfrey311 0

Friday 8 July 2011 23:13

agree with matt....leave her sorry ass

Calyx_fml 21

Friday 8 July 2011 23:17

YDI for expecting her to hold out for three years. Three dates is more like it.

SneakherHead 5

Friday 8 July 2011 23:17

So Mary was pregnant and Joseph didn't even have sex with her

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