Sex and Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend and I decided to try something new. I ended...

By mee - 30/11/2011 06:43 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to try something new. I ended up tied to the bed, and my girlfriend discovered how ticklish I am. Worst 3 hours of my life. FML

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Today, my girlfriend confided in me that she wanted to try bondage. Since I trust her, I said sure. After I was tied to the bed, she tickled me until I pissed myself. FML

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By civicman - 27/09/2009 02:19 - Canada

Today, I was cuddling on the couch with my girlfriend when I started to tickle her, she asked me to stop but I continued. She had a reaction, and kneed me in the happy sacks. FML

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By ForeSight - 14/08/2019 16:00

Today, my girlfriend wanted to play a game call "bondage bingo," taking turns tying each other up in different positions, and if we can’t escape, we get to take a picture. Whoever gets the most pictures wins. After tying me to a chair, she ended up leaving me there for hours. FML

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By tortured - 27/11/2013 03:11 - United States

Today, my coworkers were bored. To solve this, they taped me to a chair and tried tickling me to death. My boss joined in. FML

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By nurse - 03/11/2010 12:08 - Reserved

Today, I'm training to be a nurse in a hospital. Our teacher asked for a volunteer to demonstrate how bed restraints work. After I was shackled to the bed she said, "Now let's make sure they work. Are you ticklish?" My entire class tickled me until I screamed, cried and nearly wet my pants. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2011 14:10 - Australia

Today, I discovered my boyfriend is incredibly ticklish on the bottom of his feet. Trying to be a bit flirty, I slowly slid two fingers down his calf and mockingly tickled his feet. He reacted by inadvertently elbowing me in the nose, nearly breaking it. FML

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By innocent - 06/01/2014 21:32 - Australia

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house, and she was tickling me. It got a bit rough, and she fell out of bed and hit the floor. Her parents, thinking we'd been fighting, burst into the room to see her holding her bloody nose. She didn't say anything while her dad kicked my ass. FML

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By Anon. - 01/03/2011 23:51 - United States

Today, my girlfriend thought it would be sexy to stick her finger up my ass during sex. I screamed like a little girl and barely managed to finish. Afterward, she said, 'Now you know how it feels.' FML

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By Anonymous - 17/12/2021 01:01 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend revealed that last night she decided to 'test how asleep I was' by putting her finger up my nose as far as she could. Then in my mouth. Then in my ear. Then back in my mouth. I slept through the whole thing. FML

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Headshot!

By almyric - 02/10/2019 12:02

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a foot massage. I learned that his feet are ticklish when he kicked me in the face. FML

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ithilaelin 0

Wednesday 30 November 2011 11:48

YDI. Always establish a safeword ;)

FYLDeep 25

Wednesday 30 November 2011 11:53

Of course, if you whine about being tied up and tickled too much, you'll have to be gagged as well.

Comments

EpicSquishii 21

Wednesday 30 November 2011 12:02

How did you stand it!?! I'm extremely ticklish & My exes always snuggled my neck with their beard stubble... I screamed bloody murder but at least I could kick them

whited666 0

Wednesday 30 November 2011 12:13

I thought you were a guy at first, hahaha

nivek2120 8

Wednesday 30 November 2011 15:08

Sooooo you like hairy older vampire like men.

DrOfTheInternet 6

Wednesday 30 November 2011 18:27

Look at the pic haha.... Not a man

ikickgingers 15

Wednesday 30 November 2011 12:03

If there are 16 candles on her birthday cake and one is for good luck... She's too young for you dude.

Regmeister 10

Wednesday 30 November 2011 13:29

Yeaaaaah buddy!

kleopath 11

Wednesday 30 November 2011 22:05

Irrelevant

ikickgingers 15

Wednesday 30 November 2011 22:25

^^^^ gtfo :)

jizzwold 21

Thursday 1 December 2011 0:58

No that means they are juuuust right.

ifailplzinsultme 0

Thursday 1 December 2011 3:06

If you have to make an airplane noise to get your penis in her mouth.... She's too young for you bro

whited666 0

Wednesday 30 November 2011 12:15

At least you're getting some!!

Michael_92 20

Wednesday 30 November 2011 12:15

Hahaha well you did agree to try something new....maybe next time inqure as to what?

m3lyc 18

Wednesday 30 November 2011 12:20

Can I have her instead?

1JDub 6

Wednesday 30 November 2011 12:21

YDI....It would have been cute for 2 seconds. Then everything I called her and her mother woulda killed the mood and got me untied...FYL

wiredinvegas 1

Thursday 1 December 2011 0:09

Or maybe you'd still be tied up and gagged, If you relinquish all control to someone else, who knows what you are letting yourself in for. Maybe some company you hadn't expected?