Today, my girlfriend did the whole "break up with your boyfriend and kick him out of the house" thing from the movies. Except it's my house. She kept my stuff. FML
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after a year of living together. She told me that she met someone else and wanted to move out. She moved out... but moved her things into my roommate's bedroom. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
Today, I came home to my empty apartment. My girlfriend had left a note on the floor that said: "Took my stuff and left. Took your stuff and pawned it." FML
Today, I finished hauling all of my possessions from another state, because I was supposed to move in with my girlfriend. I was just waiting to find a job. Almost as soon as my stuff was delivered, she broke up with me and told me to figure out getting it all back by myself. FML
Today, the lease on my house ended and I finished moving in with my girlfriend. After everything was moved in, she broke up with me. Hello homelessness. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided that the best place to break up with me was during a movie about two couples breaking up. FML
Today, my mother kicked me out of the house because her new boyfriend needs my room. Evidently he also needs my credit card, passport, and wallet too, because she kept all three, while tossing everything else out on the lawn. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 8 months and I broke up. We decided to give back everything we ever bought for each other. I gave her the stuff she bought me and when I asked for my stuff she said she'd sold it and spent the money on herself. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend moved out. I came back to a sparsely furnished home; she'd even taken the shower head, my beard trimmer, and the soap from the bathroom. FML
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Mynxie 26
And that's when you get the police involved fast before she damages your property
Akitakat 31
Um, yeah... pretty sure she isn’t going to get away with that.
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Comments (27)
Piccillo 4
Get a camera and record everything. Call the cops. The camera is to prove not only that any damage was caused by her, but also if she tries to say you hit her, or were agressive trying to break in or whatever, you can prove that as false. If its your house and your stuff just stay calm and call the cops.
Chazzster 32
OP - You need to stand up for yourself. If it’s your house or your lease, contact the police. Your ex-girlfriend cannot remove you from your own dwelling. And be quick before she does damage!
DragonMaiden7 15
If you have your name on the lease or property, I’m preeeeetty sure that’s illegal. So she can’t do that. There may be stuff that belongs to her in your house that she can prove belongs to her, but otherwise ownership of property doesn’t work like that.
bobsanction 18
It's your house. Just break in and call the cops.
routerere 10
If she's just your girlfriend and not your wife, then call the cops and take back your house. Im pretty sure you can charge her with robbery. Please do. She needs to realize this is not OK. Do it for the next guy she tries to do this to, if not for yourself.
Mungolikecandy 19
If it is your house she is the one who gets to leave.
Lavakins1 13
It’s your house call the cops and kick her out
lucasj23 11
geez. grow a pair buddy
itsashmarbaby 9
well WTF did you do for her to get that mad dude
Ham_spam 4
Are you retarded? It's a serious question.
Alastair Chin 3
Go to the police 👮♂️ 🚓