Today, my friends told me they will be unable to attend my birthday party on Friday because they'll be watching the Vampire Diaries finale. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my friends told me that they couldn't make it to my birthday dinner unless I changed the time, because I'd made dinner reservations that would clash with the new episode of Jersey Shore. FML
Today, I facebooked my friends about my upcoming birthday party, and told them to keep the date free. I got several responses telling me that's not possible, because that's the day the new Harry Potter movie comes out. FML
Today, I lost a bet with friends and now have to sit and watch all the Twilight movies. FML
Today, I spoiled the ending of my favorite show for my friend, so now I'm banned from watching or discussing it with them. FML
Today, all of my friends bailed from the birthday party I was throwing myself. This was also after they had encouraged me for months to have one, knowing I'd never had my birthday celebrated before. FML
Today, I discovered my friend will be upstaging my birthday by hosting another birthday party shortly afterwards. Not for her of course, but in honor of her favorite actor. FML
Today, and recently, many of my friends have been acting strangely. My birthday is coming up soon, so I thought maybe they were planning a surprise party. Nope. Turns out they've just been secretly hanging out without me. FML
Today, my friends decided to throw a going away party because I'm moving. It would have been great if I had actually been invited. FML
Today, I was admitted to hospital for suspected kidney failure. I called my best friend to let her know I couldn't make it to her birthday party tonight. She seemed to be infinitely more upset that I wouldn't be able to give her a birthday present. FML
Today, all of my friends showed up an hour late for my 18th birthday party because they decided to go get dinner without me. FML
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khorstmye 15
Throw a vampire diaries party and then everyone will come!
LeavenSilva 27
Good friends...
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Comments (114)
felicia67 9
But that's on Thursday …
pandalover69 26
Ok first off, the finale is Thursday, second you need new friends because tv is not an excuse to miss things anymore. There's DVR, hulu, and the CW's website shows it the next day too. Your friends don't really sound like friends to me. I'm really sorry, I hope you still have a good time tomorrow.
vb68_fml 28
Friends?
fie26 9
Being FML and all I'm surprised I haven't seen any comments calling for an execution
saffy66 34
Offering to let them watch as part of your birthday celebrations is one option. Of course they may be messing with you and planning an awesome surprise for you. But sadly I suspect they are probably doing exactly what they say. Your friends suck. I missed a rock concert once and wasted $250 in non refundable tickets because friends were getting married that day. No good friend puts a TV show ahead of a friend's birthday celebrations.
militarybrat 21
Wow! You are a good friend :).
Candace7 19
You should be doing the same. TVD is ******* amazing.
hallieedwards 2
Vampire diaries is on on Thursday actually...?
RebeccaRFT 18
But can you really blame them, OP? I'd miss my own birthday party of the season finale of supernatural was on
Krwman 8
Friends... An overrated commodity
jilly19 3
Sorry to tell you but that airs on Thursday night