Today, my friends told me they will be unable to attend my birthday party on Friday because they'll be watching the Vampire Diaries finale. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my friends told me that they couldn't make it to my birthday dinner unless I changed the time, because I'd made dinner reservations that would clash with the new episode of Jersey Shore. FML
Today, I facebooked my friends about my upcoming birthday party, and told them to keep the date free. I got several responses telling me that's not possible, because that's the day the new Harry Potter movie comes out. FML
Today, I lost a bet with friends and now have to sit and watch all the Twilight movies. FML
Today, I spoiled the ending of my favorite show for my friend, so now I'm banned from watching or discussing it with them. FML
Today, all of my friends bailed from the birthday party I was throwing myself. This was also after they had encouraged me for months to have one, knowing I'd never had my birthday celebrated before. FML
Today, I discovered my friend will be upstaging my birthday by hosting another birthday party shortly afterwards. Not for her of course, but in honor of her favorite actor. FML
Today, and recently, many of my friends have been acting strangely. My birthday is coming up soon, so I thought maybe they were planning a surprise party. Nope. Turns out they've just been secretly hanging out without me. FML
Today, my friends decided to throw a going away party because I'm moving. It would have been great if I had actually been invited. FML
Today, I was admitted to hospital for suspected kidney failure. I called my best friend to let her know I couldn't make it to her birthday party tonight. She seemed to be infinitely more upset that I wouldn't be able to give her a birthday present. FML
Today, all of my friends showed up an hour late for my 18th birthday party because they decided to go get dinner without me. FML
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khorstmye 15
Throw a vampire diaries party and then everyone will come!
LeavenSilva 27
Good friends...
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Comments (114)
sofielouw 4
Vampire diaries finale birthday party?! Fancy dress
Rocky209 17
Happy birthday to the both of us then B) some friends though :/ hope you hav a good birthday!
Dean__Winchester 16
Can't they like record it or watch it online like most of America?
sarahmaxine 19
Cant they record it if they have dish or directtv??
alvarny 17
vampires suck
marlie01 18
Isn't that what dvr is for?!
Jayme5011 5
I think they lied to you because Vampire Diaries finale is on tonight,,, which is Thursday
HeWhoIsNameless 9
Those people aren't your friends. Please have a happy birthday and I hope it's happier without them.
greenfire 7
Vampire Diaries is on Thursday nights so...
TiggyBonkers 32
The Vampire Diaries is kinda a big deal bc Elena is finally dying for good and, uh, it's on a Thursday... Don't worry, you'll have another birthday, and maybe next time you'll have better friends that won't lie and have their priorities straight
pandalover69 26
You watch the show obviously, her party is on Friday and the finale is tonight (Thursday). OP's friends are just assholes.