Today, my friends told me they will be unable to attend my birthday party on Friday because they'll be watching the Vampire Diaries finale. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Today, my friends told me that they couldn't make it to my birthday dinner unless I changed the time, because I'd made dinner reservations that would clash with the new episode of Jersey Shore. FML
Today, I facebooked my friends about my upcoming birthday party, and told them to keep the date free. I got several responses telling me that's not possible, because that's the day the new Harry Potter movie comes out. FML
Team none of them
Today, I lost a bet with friends and now have to sit and watch all the Twilight movies. FML
Spoiler alert
Today, I spoiled the ending of my favorite show for my friend, so now I'm banned from watching or discussing it with them. FML
Today, all of my friends bailed from the birthday party I was throwing myself. This was also after they had encouraged me for months to have one, knowing I'd never had my birthday celebrated before. FML
Parasocial to the max
Today, I discovered my friend will be upstaging my birthday by hosting another birthday party shortly afterwards. Not for her of course, but in honor of her favorite actor. FML
Surprise
Today, and recently, many of my friends have been acting strangely. My birthday is coming up soon, so I thought maybe they were planning a surprise party. Nope. Turns out they've just been secretly hanging out without me. FML
Today, my friends decided to throw a going away party because I'm moving. It would have been great if I had actually been invited. FML
Today, I was admitted to hospital for suspected kidney failure. I called my best friend to let her know I couldn't make it to her birthday party tonight. She seemed to be infinitely more upset that I wouldn't be able to give her a birthday present. FML
Today, all of my friends showed up an hour late for my 18th birthday party because they decided to go get dinner without me. FML
Top comments
khorstmye 15
Throw a vampire diaries party and then everyone will come!
LeavenSilva 27
Good friends...
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Comments (114)
Carnaxa 8
OMG that crappy series is finally ending!!!!!
shailenexcarverx 13
It was a good episode
kristen5286 12
Sorry, but I don't blame them. Delena!
Omniprism 15
Assholes. They're not your friends.
yerrkiddingme 2
just watch it with them
quarterbird 18
The finale aired yesterday (Thursday)... not today (Friday). That's pretty ****** up.
jayyceeeee 3
yes I agreeee
ThuNDeY 23
Just tell her to record your party so she can go to her show... wait?
nikkigrl303 8
shouldn't have planned it on such an epic finale. lol
thlanyka 13
You would understand if you were watching it. You should have celebrated your birthday on Saturday. Thats what i did.