Today, my friends and I spent hours on the Disney website playing in Pixie Hollow. We made our own fairies and flew around completing tasks for TinkerBell and her fairy friends. We're in college, and this is how we spent our Saturday night. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I took my family to Disneyland. My husband had more fun than my five year-old daughter. He was hitting on the princesses. FML
Today, I was at Disneyland with a friend. We were watching the light show, and when Tinkerbell came out, we both started crying. Some guy noticed and called us "fucking pussies". FML
Today, while watching TV, I danced, sang along, and helped Dora the Explorer get to her grandmother's house. It was the most fun I've had all year. I'm 21. FML
Today, I realised that I'm kinda living the life of a Disney princess, because I'm lonely and all my friends are animals. Yes, I also talk to them. FML
Today, my friends and I spent a little too long enjoying a beautiful cliff overlooking the ocean. We spent the next 3 hours lost in a pitch black jungle with only one pocket-sized flashlight. FML
Today, the highlight of my day was a conversation about Disney, which ranged from Pocahontas lunch boxes to Disneyland Paris. I don't know who was more excited; me, a 20 year-old man, or the 6 year-old girl I was talking to. FML
Today, I hung out with a friend who has been too busy to hang out with me in a few months. I decided to make the day super special with fun plans and spent a lot of money doing so. When I got home, her Facebook status said, "Pointless day, gone to bed." FML
Today, I felt like Cinderella. No, I didn't lose a shoe in public. Nor did I dance with Prince Charming. But I did get a visit from tiny wild mice in my home. FML
Today, I couldn't sleep because a group of drunken guys decided to stay out all night singing Disney songs. They had loudspeakers too. FML
Today, I got all dressed up, in high heels and a sparkly dress, to sit in the library for most of the night so that my roommate and his friends would believe that I have a social life. FML
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fosizzlemynizzlE 0
this is not how i'm supposed to spend college nights?
Lady_Luck 0
I'm 17 and I just went to go check out this "Pixie Hollow" game. FML.
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Comments (284)
Fyou_life888 0
It sucks. The best game mechanics and concepts have the gayest cosmetics.
ichikibobivopula 0
so true.
log1k 3
rofl at this FML and the comments I was intrigued to try it, but I had to sign up so I didn't :P
ilovefmlife 0
haha people like you make me excited to go to college.
brodizzle 0
How many sisters do you have that you can say "some of my sisters", #19?
mibs3 11
Possibly meaning sorority sisters not real sisters. Just a guess.
greenleisuresuit 0
Hey, at least you weren't out getting drunk, screwing around, or getting in trouble. Sounds like a fun Saturday night to me!
BaldOuting 0
not really an fml. you are in college, you have the choice to go out or sit at home. next weekend, make a different choice. or get some new friends.
Wildcard 0
get a life
Kitty34_fml 0
Better than getting drunk/high and having unprotected sex with strangers. Ifyou're having fun, who cares! :)
poptarts_rock 0
Dude, that sounds like fun. My friend and I sat in her room for an hour and a half the other night watching spongebob instead of studying for finals.
cjk6318 0
wow youre really cool..... and i can only hope you werent sober.