Today, my friends and I spent hours on the Disney website playing in Pixie Hollow. We made our own fairies and flew around completing tasks for TinkerBell and her fairy friends. We're in college, and this is how we spent our Saturday night. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I took my family to Disneyland. My husband had more fun than my five year-old daughter. He was hitting on the princesses. FML
Today, I was at Disneyland with a friend. We were watching the light show, and when Tinkerbell came out, we both started crying. Some guy noticed and called us "fucking pussies". FML
Today, while watching TV, I danced, sang along, and helped Dora the Explorer get to her grandmother's house. It was the most fun I've had all year. I'm 21. FML
Today, I realised that I'm kinda living the life of a Disney princess, because I'm lonely and all my friends are animals. Yes, I also talk to them. FML
Today, my friends and I spent a little too long enjoying a beautiful cliff overlooking the ocean. We spent the next 3 hours lost in a pitch black jungle with only one pocket-sized flashlight. FML
Today, the highlight of my day was a conversation about Disney, which ranged from Pocahontas lunch boxes to Disneyland Paris. I don't know who was more excited; me, a 20 year-old man, or the 6 year-old girl I was talking to. FML
Today, I hung out with a friend who has been too busy to hang out with me in a few months. I decided to make the day super special with fun plans and spent a lot of money doing so. When I got home, her Facebook status said, "Pointless day, gone to bed." FML
Today, I felt like Cinderella. No, I didn't lose a shoe in public. Nor did I dance with Prince Charming. But I did get a visit from tiny wild mice in my home. FML
Today, I couldn't sleep because a group of drunken guys decided to stay out all night singing Disney songs. They had loudspeakers too. FML
Today, I got all dressed up, in high heels and a sparkly dress, to sit in the library for most of the night so that my roommate and his friends would believe that I have a social life. FML
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fosizzlemynizzlE 0
this is not how i'm supposed to spend college nights?
Lady_Luck 0
I'm 17 and I just went to go check out this "Pixie Hollow" game. FML.
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ohhhhshizzz 0
#25: Probably sorority sisters. And that's okay, at least you were having fun.
green_room119 0
ahahaha thats something my friends and i would do. it's not that bad because it's not like you do it all the time. it's better than doing the same stupid shit every weekend.
Renfamous 0
Can someone explain to me why stupid, unfunny FMLs like this keep showing up on the site, but the genuinely funny ones that I submit are always rejected? I'm pretty sure people are going through the "moderate the FML" thing and just clicking 'no' on every one.
guitardedman 0
its legit... i mean i got blazed and watched pokemon a few nights ago. and it depends on what college you go to for the degree of lameness.. I go to OU so there is always a party and if you stay in its lame, but a smaller college might not have shit goin on
dancin303 0
wow you guys are super cool THIRTY-SIXTH!!!!! OMG OH-EM-GEE I AM NUMBER 36!!! 36TH OMG MY LIFE IS NOW TOTALLY COMPLETE. I MEAN PLEASE DONT HATE ON ME. ITS JUST THIS IS MY FIRST TIME BEING NUMBER 36!!!!! LIKE WOW! :)
cascadia 0
love it!
that_guy01 0
Holy crap that is lame.
Dinglenuts 0
If I were you I'd just end it right here, right now. P.S. #2, YOU FAIL
krisFrAnHeehar 0
damn, you're hardcore, im still on that baby game webkinz, lol jkjk
ariaofdoom 16
I'm in college too and my friends and I do silly crap like that all the time. College, like any part of your life, should about having fun and if playing kids' games is how you have fun then so be it You're a lot better off doing that than binge drinking.