Today, my friends and I spent hours on the Disney website playing in Pixie Hollow. We made our own fairies and flew around completing tasks for TinkerBell and her fairy friends. We're in college, and this is how we spent our Saturday night. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I took my family to Disneyland. My husband had more fun than my five year-old daughter. He was hitting on the princesses. FML
Today, I was at Disneyland with a friend. We were watching the light show, and when Tinkerbell came out, we both started crying. Some guy noticed and called us "fucking pussies". FML
Today, while watching TV, I danced, sang along, and helped Dora the Explorer get to her grandmother's house. It was the most fun I've had all year. I'm 21. FML
Today, I realised that I'm kinda living the life of a Disney princess, because I'm lonely and all my friends are animals. Yes, I also talk to them. FML
Today, my friends and I spent a little too long enjoying a beautiful cliff overlooking the ocean. We spent the next 3 hours lost in a pitch black jungle with only one pocket-sized flashlight. FML
Today, the highlight of my day was a conversation about Disney, which ranged from Pocahontas lunch boxes to Disneyland Paris. I don't know who was more excited; me, a 20 year-old man, or the 6 year-old girl I was talking to. FML
Today, I hung out with a friend who has been too busy to hang out with me in a few months. I decided to make the day super special with fun plans and spent a lot of money doing so. When I got home, her Facebook status said, "Pointless day, gone to bed." FML
Today, I felt like Cinderella. No, I didn't lose a shoe in public. Nor did I dance with Prince Charming. But I did get a visit from tiny wild mice in my home. FML
Today, I couldn't sleep because a group of drunken guys decided to stay out all night singing Disney songs. They had loudspeakers too. FML
Today, I got all dressed up, in high heels and a sparkly dress, to sit in the library for most of the night so that my roommate and his friends would believe that I have a social life. FML
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fosizzlemynizzlE 0
this is not how i'm supposed to spend college nights?
Lady_Luck 0
I'm 17 and I just went to go check out this "Pixie Hollow" game. FML.
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Comments (284)
mattmag 0
Well at least you have friends who can share in your lack of entertainment.
pinkpikachu 0
I can't decide whether or not that's cute or just really sad.
zandar 0
as a parent i find this to be fantastic news.
lilsushikins 0
dude calm down most people do stuff like this but are ashamed to admit it however im not i love lil kid games in high school i used to go onto pbs.com and play arthur games lol dont trip potato chip lol
watchnlearn 0
I don't think that's bad. In highschool my friends and I got on neopets once or twice to amuse ourselves. It's one weekend. Even if you do it every once in a while, it's not too big of a deal. At least you did it with friends. If you did it alone like everyone weekend, I'd feel kind of bad for you...
scateice 0
hehe I suddenly want to do that and go on barbie.com hehe, the addiction....DISNEY.COM!!
choicefresh 2
How is this an FML?
deplorableworld 0
Talk about free advertising!
APit 0
duuuuude ur my idol
Abbikins 0
Hahaha me and my friends got wasted and stayed up all night (literally we didn't go to sleep and i had class at 8am ) playing neopets. Just for fun. I thought I outgrew it like 5 years ago but apparently not. We had a riot.