Today, my friends and I spent hours on the Disney website playing in Pixie Hollow. We made our own fairies and flew around completing tasks for TinkerBell and her fairy friends. We're in college, and this is how we spent our Saturday night. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I took my family to Disneyland. My husband had more fun than my five year-old daughter. He was hitting on the princesses. FML
Today, I was at Disneyland with a friend. We were watching the light show, and when Tinkerbell came out, we both started crying. Some guy noticed and called us "fucking pussies". FML
Today, while watching TV, I danced, sang along, and helped Dora the Explorer get to her grandmother's house. It was the most fun I've had all year. I'm 21. FML
Today, I realised that I'm kinda living the life of a Disney princess, because I'm lonely and all my friends are animals. Yes, I also talk to them. FML
Today, my friends and I spent a little too long enjoying a beautiful cliff overlooking the ocean. We spent the next 3 hours lost in a pitch black jungle with only one pocket-sized flashlight. FML
Today, the highlight of my day was a conversation about Disney, which ranged from Pocahontas lunch boxes to Disneyland Paris. I don't know who was more excited; me, a 20 year-old man, or the 6 year-old girl I was talking to. FML
Today, I hung out with a friend who has been too busy to hang out with me in a few months. I decided to make the day super special with fun plans and spent a lot of money doing so. When I got home, her Facebook status said, "Pointless day, gone to bed." FML
Today, I felt like Cinderella. No, I didn't lose a shoe in public. Nor did I dance with Prince Charming. But I did get a visit from tiny wild mice in my home. FML
Today, I couldn't sleep because a group of drunken guys decided to stay out all night singing Disney songs. They had loudspeakers too. FML
Today, I got all dressed up, in high heels and a sparkly dress, to sit in the library for most of the night so that my roommate and his friends would believe that I have a social life. FML
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fosizzlemynizzlE 0
this is not how i'm supposed to spend college nights?
Lady_Luck 0
I'm 17 and I just went to go check out this "Pixie Hollow" game. FML.
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Comments (284)
Ell363 0
Isn't FML supposed to be about things not in your control? Here's an easy solution: DON'T DO SHIT LIKE THIS.
danielleFML 0
you could have gotten drunk and had an orgy. way more entertaining, in my opinion.
thisisher 0
I guarantee, half of the people who play that game are over the age of 15. Not an FML.
drs_fml 0
I don't really see the FML aspect here. I think a lot of people just want attention on the website so they make something up that is the closest they can think of. That in itself is kind of FML
Gleeson_23 0
Loser!
redhead10 0
is it sad that that's what i plan to do the rest of the time i'm at work today? :)
yer_maw 1
My saturday nights have been better than that since I was 14 FYL
Melodyfire 0
i suppose its better than playing world of warcraft for hours on end haha
Kandyland 12
Hey, I may have a 2 year old for an excuse but I do the same kind of thing. Honestly, I did it before I had him too. Shhh....don't tell anyone. I even made an "Idea Box" for Imagination Movers on Playhouse Disney.
Jordan10la 0
I wonder if my aunt knows about that. She'd love it.