steven
Canada
Today, my friend said he'd give me 20 bucks if I would ask out the ugliest girl in school. I did it. She rejected me. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
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Anonymous
Durham, United States
Today, I told my friend I would pay him to ask out the ugliest girl he knew. He asked out my girlfriend. FML
Mr. Shawzy
Canada
Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML
this guy
Alhambra, United States
Today, I got rejected by a girl I wasn't even trying to ask out. FML
theuglyfriend
Riverbank, United States
Today, I went to a coffee shop with my friend. The guy rang her up and said it was only a dollar as he winked at her $10 purchase. Then he rang me up at completely full price. She got his number and I got to be the ugly friend once again. FML
10 years, 0 dates
Silver linings
Today, I wanted to ask out this cute girl I used to work with. Before I could, she said she likes my only friend there, and asked if could I set them up. Trying to be nice guy and good friend, I did. Then she made her complete lack of interest in me obvious. But hey, at least the gay guy she hung out with thought I was cute. FML
izzy_the_pessimist
Today, at lunch, I was talking to my friends about having a boyfriend. Suddenly, some boy I don't even know said, "Nobody wants to date that ugly bitch." FML
Anonymous
United States
Self-esteem issues
Today a cute coworker asked me out to lunch but I said no because I know how unattractive I am, and didn't think he wanted to be seen with me. He got really pissed and told me that I needed to work on my self-esteem. I just blew up something that could have been wonderful. FML
Anonymous
Hesperia, United States
Today, I asked out the girl who always looks and smiles at me in class. I was surprised when she rejected me until I found out she was actually always looking at the clock behind me, and smiling when class is almost over. FML
apparentlybutch
Fort Wayne, United States
Today, I asked out the girl I really like. She turned me down, saying that she's a lesbian. That'd be fine, if I were a guy. FML
Tgreject
United States
Noooooo
Today, I was planning on asking out a girl I've been really close to for a few months now. I was with her when I got a forward text from my friend. It was from the girl and it said, "Noooo tell him not to ask me out I don't like him." I got rejected via a forwarded text before I could tell her how I felt. FML
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xHaniffax 0
Probably because she knew you were doing it as a joke. you're a jerk you asshole.
ilikeboys 0
HAHAHAHAHAHA you sooo deserved it
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Linda_NH 0
I hope she made $20 for being asked out by the biggest jerk at school.
NDouglas 0
I don't know... I think the guy who PAID him is the biggest jerk. At least the guy who asked had the $20 as motivation. What was the motivation for the guy who is now out $20? Not that Steven isn't a world-class anal pore.
NGM_47 0
Well you got the 20 bucks so it's not really an FML. But if the school finds out, then EVERYONE will make fun of you for being rejected by her. But YDI!! =P
cp399 14
I'm sure she is beautiful. Just because this jerk fails to see her beauty, does not mean she is ugly. I think he deserves to be found out so people see what an awful person he is.
SeaCoyote 0
Big red ---->>>> [FAIL] Every time a conceited fuggo gets pwned, an angel gets his wings.
aishiteiruyo 0
hahaha i totally agree. OP, try to be less of a dick from now on, okay?
kheemy 0
hhaha even girls who don't hold to your standards know a douchebag when they see one.
TheLetterZero 7
So this is what happened. You took a bet for $20, went through with it (meaning you won the $20), and you didn't have to go out with the ugliest girl in the school. This is just about as far from an FML as you can get.
HoldMeRansom 0
Maybe she was gealous and lied you for avoiding any crush form other girls...
rek001 0
Did anyone else understand what this guy was trying to say? Amidst the spelling errors...the sentence itself just doesn't make sense.
Redneck325Ci 0
It's not a guy, but no; didn't understand. Lol
deepunder 17
Translation- maybe she likes him but feared bullying from other girls who like Op, so she rejected him. Seems more likely that she was suspicious of tricks and such. My friends do this with all kinds(not just the ugliest) of girls and no response.
alex_vik 1
Well, you got the $20 and you're not stuck with her! Win win!
Laci_Laine 0
"Today this group of jocks was pointing at me and laughing, and then one of them came over and asked me on a date. I guess they think I'm ugly AND stupid. FML"
kewlcat 0
well since its from Quebec it would be "Jacques" instead of jocks! ohh...bad joke. most people dont speak french so they wouldnt get it :S
monsieurb_fml 0
même en français elle est pas vraiment drôle, désolé. I hope you get a lesson out of being called a jerk so many times "steven"...
mj2123 0
I assume you still got the $20? Sounds like she realized you and your friends are both assholes.
Pokerdance 0
Ugly people have standards too. And maybe you should take the hint if the ugliest girl thought you didn't meet hers. Paper bag that shiz.