Today, my friend's son asked me how much coke costs in this place. I told him, "About a dollar?" He said, "Wow, that's really cheap for blow." He's 10. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, after creating a swear jar for my son, I came back to find a $20 bill in it and him saying, "How much does that buy?" FML
Today, my 12 year old son came home from school and informed me that he bought an air guitar for $20. He honestly thinks this is a good price. FML
Today, I picked my son up from school, and asked how his day went. He told me how his friend explained to him that his mommy snorts sugar with his uncle, and if he could try what his friend's mom calls "Booger sugar" when we got home. FML
Today, I found out my mom paid my best friend $20 to be my friend when we were 10. FML
Today, my 6 year-old told me that he was stealing the fan I just bought. I told him he could have it for $25. He said, "What, you think I’m made of money?" My response was, "Well, you think I’m made of money." He replied, "Isn’t that what MOM stands for?" FML
Today, I stopped at a lemonade stand on my way to work. A cute little girl handed me a mouthwash-sized cup of juice, and her adorable little brother told me it would be $.25. All I had was a $20. He shoved it into his overalls pocket, looked up with huge brown eyes and just said "Thank you." FML
Today, I tutored a kid for two hours, for $25 an hour. When it came time for them to pay, my mother told the kid's parents that they could give me ten bucks for the whole thing. She does this a lot. FML
Today, my son took some of my underwear to school. What's worse is he sold it to his classmate for $10. FML
Today, my 6-year-old nephew opened his Christmas gift. The first words out of his mouth were, "This is cheap." FML
Today, I work at a general store and a customer came in trying to bargain a set price of an item. The item? A 50 cent candy bar. He wanted it for 34 cents. This is not the first time he's done this. FML
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e_monz 0
#3... what the hell? I'm happy to say I'm almost 16 and have NEVER smoked or done any drugs.
MrCatman1125 2
#3 is basically saying he is proud of waiting till 15 to completely **** up the rest of his life. That is definitely something to be proud of. I bet your parents are so proud. Loljk I'm not from the ******* '50s.
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Comments (51)
bizarre_ftw 22
He's also apparently the type to snort a Lot if he's stupid enough to ask his friend's dad! (and remember, he was already mentally incompetent enough to start doing coke)
puppytaco64 8
24 not true, unless you include tax
garfield224 0
In the ghetto, in the ghetto! He's a poor weird boy losing his pride because Kenny and his whole family reside in the ghetto, in the ghetto!
guci101 14
Hehe
Achall91 17
Yeah because that's really something to be proud of.
LadyGore 12
And that's what video games provoke. Not saying that video games are bad but if you allow your children to play them at a young age, that's the consequence.
MidnightMusic53 37
Video games do not promote drugs, and it's stupid to even suggest it. I have been playing video games since the age of 2, and I'm against drugs, drinking, etc. Did you pull this information straight out of your ass? Video games can improve hand-eye coordination, and some parents do bother to make sure their young children do not play games that are for more mature gamers.
nanner6206 24
yep, right out of her ass!
babe7260 30
Good for u!!!!! Keep it up!!!!!!
MrCatman1125 2
#3 is basically saying he is proud of waiting till 15 to completely **** up the rest of his life. That is definitely something to be proud of. I bet your parents are so proud. Loljk I'm not from the ******* '50s.
jamesheat11 14
They know at that age because of the program D.A.R.E
nanner6206 24
I don't think D.A R.E is a thing anymore. My boys have "Red Ribbon Week" now.
ArticFlare 12
Lol