Today, my friend insisted I wear her brand new hoodie for the day. When I gave it back after a few hours, she said she just needed it stretched and couldn't find someone fatter to stretch it for her. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went shopping with a friend. She went to try some clothes on and came out to ask for my opinion. "Hell no! That shirt is awful!" She wanted to show me the pants. The shirt was hers. FML
Today, I was at my friend's house, and I asked if I could try on one of her dresses. It was a little snug, but I got it on. When it came time to take it off though, it wouldn't budge. My friend and her mom had to cut it off me. FML
Today, I wore a new shirt I was really pleased to have bought. As soon as I put it on, I noticed it was a bit tight, but I thought it would stretch out. By the end of the day, I looked like I was wearing a sausage casing. My coworkers couldn’t stop laughing. FML
Today, my boyfriend was wearing a new shirt he had bought over the weekend. It was really cute and I always borrow his shirts so I asked to borrow his new one. He replied with, "Okay but please don't stretch this one." FML
Today, I asked to borrow my fat friend's pants for a semi-formal activity tomorrow. I figured I'd just get a belt to hold the pants up. Turns out, the pants fit me. FML
Today, I finally gave my mum an expensive designer dress I spent months saving to buy for her as she had been very depressed. However she has gained so much weight from stress eating she ripped it when trying to put it on, and now won't talk to me because, "I wanted to make her feel fat". FML
Today, my friends and I were going to do an ugly sweater photo shoot. When we met up, one of them was wearing a sweater I gave on her birthday. FML
Today, my girlfriend gave me her ex-boyfriend's hoodie as a gift. FML
Today, I found why exactly my clothes always seemed more stretched out after about a week of owning them. My mom steals and wears them when she goes clubbing. My mom is 46, twice my size, and gets out more than me. FML
Today, I noticed some of my thongs were stretched out and now hung loose on my hips. I thought it might be the dryer set too hot but no, apparently my mom has been wearing them over her fat ass, and thought I wouldn’t mind since we occasionally share our hoodies. Not the same thing mom. GROSS. FML
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Top comments
WittyMoron 22
Bitch.
ko051598 20
That's a ****** up thing to say, she doesn't seem like a very good friend.
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Comments (77)
ThatLastKid 21
She saw nothing wrong with that sentence?
bunnyveganlife 5
You should have kept it or left a stain on it!!
leadmenot 11
"FRIEND"...she sucks for that
JohnnyWake0 13
Set the hoodie on fire
hkhan24 23
harsh
katluvr 22
This is not how friends treat one another.
vegantreegirl 26
What a jerk. I hope you told her off and she is now an ex-friend.
nevereyes 31
Maybe take that as a hint? Or maybe your friends just an asshole
fyvaprold 11
Secretly put it through hot washing cycle to make it shrink.
bstarqueen 16
That's evil. And I love it. Especially if it's 100% cotton. SHRINK AWAY SWEATSHIRT.
Timber147 9
I hope you realize a true friend would never do that! You need to let this one go...
FSGInsainity 15
No, true friends just wouldn't say why.