Miscellaneous: Today, my friend insisted I wear her brand new hoodie for the...

By Anonymous - 27/12/2015 02:07 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, my friend insisted I wear her brand new hoodie for the day. When I gave it back after a few hours, she said she just needed it stretched and couldn't find someone fatter to stretch it for her. FML

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By noname - 04/01/2009 05:39 - France

Today, I went shopping with a friend. She went to try some clothes on and came out to ask for my opinion. "Hell no! That shirt is awful!". She wanted to show me the pants. The shirt was hers. FML

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By Apple - 12/06/2011 17:54 - United States

Today, I was at my friend's house, and I asked if I could try on one of her dresses. It was a little snug, but I got it on. When it came time to take it off though, it wouldn't budge. My friend and her mom had to cut it off me. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/04/2009 14:18 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend was wearing a new shirt he had bought over the weekend. It was really cute and I always borrow his shirts so I asked to borrow his new one. He replied with, "Okay but please don't stretch this one." FML

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By Machine - 19/02/2009 12:18 - Japan

Today, I asked to borrow my fat friend's pants for a semi-formal activity tomorrow. I figured I'd just get a belt to hold the pants up. Turns out, the pants fit me. FML

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You tried at least

By oreosaretoocool - 05/12/2016 19:10 - United Kingdom - Cardenden

Today, I finally gave my mum an expensive designer dress I spent months saving to buy for her as she had been very depressed. However she has gained so much weight from stress eating she ripped it when trying to put it on, and now won't talk to me because, "I wanted to make her feel fat". FML

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By ravlol - 25/11/2011 18:08 - United States

Today, my friends and I were going to do an ugly sweater photo shoot. When we met up, one of them was wearing a sweater I gave on her birthday. FML

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By Crazyyyymomentsss - 07/08/2009 15:31 - United States

Today, I found why exactly my clothes always seemed more stretched out after about a week of owning them. My mom steals and wears them when she goes clubbing. My mom is 46, twice my size, and gets out more than me. FML

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Boundaries

By Anonymous - 22/03/2022 10:00

Today, I noticed some of my thongs were stretched out and now hung loose on my hips. I thought it might be the dryer set too hot but no, apparently my mom has been wearing them over her fat ass, and thought I wouldn’t mind since we occasionally share our hoodies. Not the same thing mom. GROSS. FML

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Late start

By Rachel - 18/05/2009 15:23 - United States

Today, I was planning on meeting my friend at the mall. She came late, and I was in the dressing room trying on a few things. When I came out to meet her, she looked at me oddly and said, "You shouldn't buy that, it looks terrible on you." Those were the clothes I came in. FML

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By msassy - 19/05/2012 02:46 - United States - Lexington

Today, the "My body is beautiful" t-shirt that my therapist gave me didn't fit. FML

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WittyMoron 22

Monday 28 December 2015 0:56

Bitch.

ko051598 20

Monday 28 December 2015 1:04

That's a ****** up thing to say, she doesn't seem like a very good friend.

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LifelessStars 22

Monday 28 December 2015 1:07

I would've kept it after that comment.

TeacherTeacher 11

Monday 28 December 2015 1:09

You don't need a "friend" like that.

CaptainSmith28 19

Monday 28 December 2015 1:16

Keep the hoodie, say it fits you perfectly now.

Warmonger_Smurf 29

Monday 28 December 2015 1:21

Ok maybe I'm missing something in fashion, but why didn't she buy it in the right size to begin with?

Tripartita 44

Monday 28 December 2015 1:23

It was just Christmas; perhaps it was gifted by somebody who didn't know her exact size.

Warmonger_Smurf 29

Monday 28 December 2015 3:27

That would make sense.

jojocircus19 16

Monday 28 December 2015 1:25

You need a better friend dude.

ScottVining 21

Monday 28 December 2015 1:27

Ask to wear it again but this time don't let her have it back.

sturschaedel 27

Monday 28 December 2015 8:39

Or return it covered in food stains. It's the cliché after all, right?

Tripartita 44

Monday 28 December 2015 1:30

I'm left wondering what she even thought she was saying. Assuming she's not genuinely set on being a bitch to her friends, what could she possibly have been aiming for? "I tried to find somebody fatter than me and couldn't, so I gave it to you. I know we're basically the same size, but I thought you could do the bulk of the initial stretching."