Today, my friend insisted I wear her brand new hoodie for the day. When I gave it back after a few hours, she said she just needed it stretched and couldn't find someone fatter to stretch it for her. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went shopping with a friend. She went to try some clothes on and came out to ask for my opinion. "Hell no! That shirt is awful!" She wanted to show me the pants. The shirt was hers. FML
Today, I was at my friend's house, and I asked if I could try on one of her dresses. It was a little snug, but I got it on. When it came time to take it off though, it wouldn't budge. My friend and her mom had to cut it off me. FML
Today, I wore a new shirt I was really pleased to have bought. As soon as I put it on, I noticed it was a bit tight, but I thought it would stretch out. By the end of the day, I looked like I was wearing a sausage casing. My coworkers couldn’t stop laughing. FML
Today, my boyfriend was wearing a new shirt he had bought over the weekend. It was really cute and I always borrow his shirts so I asked to borrow his new one. He replied with, "Okay but please don't stretch this one." FML
Today, I asked to borrow my fat friend's pants for a semi-formal activity tomorrow. I figured I'd just get a belt to hold the pants up. Turns out, the pants fit me. FML
Today, I finally gave my mum an expensive designer dress I spent months saving to buy for her as she had been very depressed. However she has gained so much weight from stress eating she ripped it when trying to put it on, and now won't talk to me because, "I wanted to make her feel fat". FML
Today, my friends and I were going to do an ugly sweater photo shoot. When we met up, one of them was wearing a sweater I gave on her birthday. FML
Today, my girlfriend gave me her ex-boyfriend's hoodie as a gift. FML
Today, I found why exactly my clothes always seemed more stretched out after about a week of owning them. My mom steals and wears them when she goes clubbing. My mom is 46, twice my size, and gets out more than me. FML
Today, I noticed some of my thongs were stretched out and now hung loose on my hips. I thought it might be the dryer set too hot but no, apparently my mom has been wearing them over her fat ass, and thought I wouldn’t mind since we occasionally share our hoodies. Not the same thing mom. GROSS. FML
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Top comments
WittyMoron 22
Bitch.
ko051598 20
That's a ****** up thing to say, she doesn't seem like a very good friend.
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Comments (77)
LifelessStars 22
I would've kept it after that comment.
TeacherTeacher 11
You don't need a "friend" like that.
CaptainSmith28 19
Keep the hoodie, say it fits you perfectly now.
Warmonger_Smurf 29
Ok maybe I'm missing something in fashion, but why didn't she buy it in the right size to begin with?
Tripartita 45
It was just Christmas; perhaps it was gifted by somebody who didn't know her exact size.
Warmonger_Smurf 29
That would make sense.
jojocircus19 16
You need a better friend dude.
ScottVining 21
Ask to wear it again but this time don't let her have it back.
sturschaedel 27
Or return it covered in food stains. It's the cliché after all, right?
Tripartita 45
I'm left wondering what she even thought she was saying. Assuming she's not genuinely set on being a bitch to her friends, what could she possibly have been aiming for? "I tried to find somebody fatter than me and couldn't, so I gave it to you. I know we're basically the same size, but I thought you could do the bulk of the initial stretching."
FalloutScrolls 25
I think, OP, that now would be a good time to update your definition of the word "friend."
Mathalamus 25
No diplomatic skills whatsoever...
captainsmegma 12
Well there's a new career path. Professional clothing stretcher.
mds9986 24
You mean tailor?