Today, my friend insisted I wear her brand new hoodie for the day. When I gave it back after a few hours, she said she just needed it stretched and couldn't find someone fatter to stretch it for her. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went shopping with a friend. She went to try some clothes on and came out to ask for my opinion. "Hell no! That shirt is awful!" She wanted to show me the pants. The shirt was hers. FML
Today, I was at my friend's house, and I asked if I could try on one of her dresses. It was a little snug, but I got it on. When it came time to take it off though, it wouldn't budge. My friend and her mom had to cut it off me. FML
Today, I wore a new shirt I was really pleased to have bought. As soon as I put it on, I noticed it was a bit tight, but I thought it would stretch out. By the end of the day, I looked like I was wearing a sausage casing. My coworkers couldn’t stop laughing. FML
Today, my boyfriend was wearing a new shirt he had bought over the weekend. It was really cute and I always borrow his shirts so I asked to borrow his new one. He replied with, "Okay but please don't stretch this one." FML
Today, I asked to borrow my fat friend's pants for a semi-formal activity tomorrow. I figured I'd just get a belt to hold the pants up. Turns out, the pants fit me. FML
Today, I finally gave my mum an expensive designer dress I spent months saving to buy for her as she had been very depressed. However she has gained so much weight from stress eating she ripped it when trying to put it on, and now won't talk to me because, "I wanted to make her feel fat". FML
Today, my friends and I were going to do an ugly sweater photo shoot. When we met up, one of them was wearing a sweater I gave on her birthday. FML
Today, my girlfriend gave me her ex-boyfriend's hoodie as a gift. FML
Today, I found why exactly my clothes always seemed more stretched out after about a week of owning them. My mom steals and wears them when she goes clubbing. My mom is 46, twice my size, and gets out more than me. FML
Today, I noticed some of my thongs were stretched out and now hung loose on my hips. I thought it might be the dryer set too hot but no, apparently my mom has been wearing them over her fat ass, and thought I wouldn’t mind since we occasionally share our hoodies. Not the same thing mom. GROSS. FML
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Top comments
WittyMoron 22
Bitch.
ko051598 20
That's a ****** up thing to say, she doesn't seem like a very good friend.
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Comments (77)
tinyalmeida 11
I don't think this person is really your friend. She sounds like a total bitch. You don't need her in your life OP.
LoZelda123 20
and that's when you comment on how maybe she should find a hoodie to fit HER fat ass instead of trying to use such a rude and BS excuse like having a friend "stretch" it for ber
SourPatchTeen 20
******* bitch should stretch out her own damn jacket
FSGInsainity 15
Shane on her. You need more than one fat friend for the different stretch sizes.
MarkGaus 12
If it can fit you it can fit her
BstMode 14
Ok, so your friend is an asshole. That's a given. But if that comment really bugs you that much, then it probably means that you're not happy with your body, so if it really does bug you, start eating right and working out, because when you finally feel happy about yourself, comments like that won't hurt, or if you don't want to put in the work, then find a way to be happy with yourself at the size you're at
PhoenixChick 26
Um...rude comments can bug you without being inherently true. It implies that OTHER people see something wrong with you, not that you do. If you decide to majorly overhaul your life based on a single insult, that points to a very insecure personality.
BstMode 14
yes I understand that, but there's a reason it's called self esteem, as long as you are happy enough with yourself, other people's comments, no matter how rude, shouldn't be able to affect how you feel, I wasn't trying to be rude and say " hey lose weight fatty" I at least didn't mean it to come off that way, I'm just saying she needs to figure out whatever it is she needs to do to be completely happy with who she is, so this shit can't bug her, but yeah if she doesn't want to hear comments like that then she needs to work at it though, I used to be a lot bigger than I am now and got that shit all the time, I was still happy with myself, but when I got fed up with those comments I started working my ass off and now I don't get that shit anymore
maheen_khan 14
Haha story of my life ??
SharSjar 7
Dump that bitch, she is using you! No one should use anyone.
messiersm 3
Should have offered to stretch her neck with an uppercut
nekminnet 13
Frenemy