Intimacy: Today, my four year old told my mother-in-law that our house...

By Anonymous - 07/08/2010 02:35 - United States

Today, my four year old told my mother-in-law that our house is haunted because she hears a ghost at night saying "oh" and daddy's name as if they're hurt. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2013 23:19 - United Kingdom - Falkirk

Today, my 10-year-old son told my 5-year-old daughter that we're a ghost family, and told her to run through our glass door to see for herself. She believed it, ran straight into the door, and ended up having to be taken to hospital. FML

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By burned - 03/02/2015 20:45

Today, I found out that my 4-year-old son is truly convinced that I am a ghost. He also thinks that I died from burning, "because of your face". FML

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By frogdog563 - 01/09/2019 14:00

Today, my little sister asked what the noises were last night. It happened to be my dad and his girlfriend fooling around. I ended up telling her it was ghosts. Now I'm grounded by my dad who yelled at me for scaring her. I was trying to save his ass from a lot of questions. FML

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By stuckathome - 11/03/2010 05:30 - United States

Today, I was awoken by a conversation my mom was having with my dog upstairs. She was telling my dog that a ghost lives in our house. She was completely serious. The ghost even has a name and a backstory. FML

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By Poordaughter5 - 06/07/2016 17:21 - Germany

Today, my parents watched a horror movie with some creepy child in it. Apparently, I sound just like that kid when I call for my mom, so now she doesn't want me to call her mom anymore. FML

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By pinecones - 02/02/2015 14:25 - United Kingdom

Today, my coworker said that she suddenly got the shivers. I jokingly told her that it meant she must be being watched by a dead person and made stupid ghost noises. She then told me it was the anniversary of her dad's death and burst into tears. FML

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By Tyler Smith - 03/11/2011 11:48 - United States

Today, my girlfriend thinks my house is filled with ghosts. She can only hear them when I fart. FML

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By Noname - 04/12/2008 04:39 - France

Today, my two year old girl said "motherfucker". Everyone laughed, even her grandparents. Our family is insane. FML

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By crzyry - 23/02/2012 03:49 - Canada

Today, my four-year-old daughter called me by her mom's new boyfriend's name. Three different times. FML

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By glittercat - 26/01/2009 23:44 - United States

Today, I heard my mom moan in the other room. FML

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Saturday 7 August 2010 9:28

Grandma: "Honey, there's no such things as ghosts. That's just mommy getting laid" ^Now there's an FML ;)

Jessi_the_sexii 0

Saturday 7 August 2010 9:16

lol ydi for being a screamer

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cnbarnette 0

Sunday 8 August 2010 5:18

YDI for even having sex while your child is awake. not very smart are we?

danipoo4u 0

Sunday 8 August 2010 7:08

That's messed up. xD

Shivermeshamrock 0

Sunday 8 August 2010 20:37

Gasp and horror! D:

iLuvCupcakesxoxo 0

Monday 9 August 2010 3:32

ew. hahah well no no..thats just gross. To bad your child cant post on here. so FHL fhl mean f**k her life..

hijueputa 0

Monday 9 August 2010 7:47

#121, damn, and you are a ******* nickel!

melons122 3

Tuesday 10 August 2010 9:27

be quiet. ydi, you should know to do that if you have a kid

aFMLaddict 0

Wednesday 11 August 2010 2:28

Hahahah! this shit cracked me up! how are you going to explain this to a child? oh the ghost you hear every night is your mom sweetheart.

ugwmii 0

Saturday 14 August 2010 7:50

you got a lot of explaining to do

TylersBoo 0

Saturday 22 January 2011 22:26

how embarrassing!

MaryPoppins88 14

Tuesday 20 December 2011 20:04

Lol oh god when that kids older she's gonna be mortified

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