Sleep Schedule Struggles By FML Videos - 23/08/2018 19:30 The end of summer vacation means no more 4am bedtime! I agree, your life sucks 441 You deserved it 112 Share Tweet Share
Today, I was hard at work cleaning up from a party I had while my parents were out for the night. Not a bottle of beer or a red cup was left for them to find. However, my parents did find two of my friends in their bedroom, still passed out and naked from beer and sex last night. FML I agree, your life sucks 20 354 You deserved it 79 642
Today, I was prepping for an interview after several months of unemployment. I had just finished brushing my teeth when I reached back and grabbed a towel behind me to wipe my face. Turns out it wasn't a towel, it was my newly dry-cleaned suit jacket that my wife had put there for me. FML I agree, your life sucks 37 827 You deserved it 10 515
Today, I had to go to the police station to pick up my 42 year-old dad. Why? He was caught stealing candy. FML I agree, your life sucks 69 974 You deserved it 4 697
Today, I and a coworker got bitched out and suspended by our boss after our computers got infected with a weird porn virus. It soon turned out the virus had come from our boss' infected memory stick. Did he apologize? No. Is our suspension still in force? Yes. FML I agree, your life sucks 42 635 You deserved it 2 979
Today, my girlfriend was packing for her study abroad program. Jokingly, I got her a pack of condoms. She laughed, saying "Oh yeah, I'll definitely need some of those." Later, I showed up to take her to the airport and saw her open suitcase in the kitchen, with the condoms on top. FML I agree, your life sucks 41 295 You deserved it 33 468
Today, I realized that in French, my name means "penis." This wouldn't be so bad if my dad wasn't fluent in French. FML I agree, your life sucks 46 344 You deserved it 3 876
Today, my dad got drunk and asked if I had inherited his "abnormally tiny penis." FML I agree, your life sucks 42 430 You deserved it 3 813
Today, I spent five minutes sitting in my car, panicking and tearing my purse apart because I couldn't find my keys. I then found them. They were in the ignition, and the car was running. FML I agree, your life sucks 8 470 You deserved it 31 203
So cute