Sleep Schedule Struggles By FML Videos - 23/08/2018 19:30 The end of summer vacation means no more 4am bedtime! I agree, your life sucks 445 You deserved it 117 Share Tweet Share
Today, despite all of the empty seats on the bus, a man sat next to me. So close to me that our legs touched. After a few moments of silence, he got closer and whispered in my ear, "You're so quiet." FML I agree, your life sucks 48 030 You deserved it 3 615
Today, I was creeping on an old coworker's Facebook and noticed they'd tagged my face in an old group photo as another girl. According to the comments, the girl they'd tagged me as thought it was her too. I worked there for two years and nobody mentioned the mistake. FML I agree, your life sucks 39 331 You deserved it 5 650
Today, I enjoyed a romantic evening at home with my husband while a babysitter took care of my 5-year-old daughter. After she came home, she told me the sitter let her use her "weird swing." I wasn't too worried, until she said it was indoors, and I realized she was describing a sex swing. FML I agree, your life sucks 42 813 You deserved it 4 468
Today, whilst driving past a cyclist, I thought it would be funny to make him jump by blasting my horn right behind him and then driving off. I guess he thought it would be funny to catch up with me, yank off my wing-mirror, and hurl it through the open window at my face. FML I agree, your life sucks 14 716 You deserved it 117 350
Today, I'm afraid to show my face in church ever again after I farted too hard and shit myself there this past Sunday. I'm the priest. FML I agree, your life sucks 3 058 You deserved it 520
Today, my husband started a new job as an OTR truck driver. He was assigned one week of home time each month, which happens to be the same exact week my period comes every month. FML I agree, your life sucks 3 206 You deserved it 269
So cute