Sleep Schedule Struggles By FML Videos - 23/08/2018 19:30 The end of summer vacation means no more 4am bedtime! I agree, your life sucks 445 You deserved it 114 Share Tweet Share
Today, while at Six Flags my boyfriend won a huge stuffed animal for me. After a whole day of carrying it around, when he dropped me off he told me that he wants the stuffed animal back. He just didn't want to carry it around all day. FML I agree, your life sucks 39 790 You deserved it 3 691
Today, the first guy I tried to have sex with at university got his foreskin stuck in his zip and had to go to hospital for stitches. He told all his friends I did it on purpose with my teeth during a blowjob. I now have a reputation, so I guess I'm staying single for the next 3 years. FML I agree, your life sucks 7 246 You deserved it 731
Today, I started doing a striptease for my husband. He asked me to stop. FML I agree, your life sucks 92 416 You deserved it 19 397
Today, I went to see a play. I'm pregnant, so I always need to pee. At intermission, I ran to use the bathroom, but there was a really long line. I asked the woman in front of me if I could pass her. She responded, "You don't look pregnant!", and lectured me about lying while I peed my pants. FML I agree, your life sucks 43 988 You deserved it 3 143
Today, I found out that the mysterious and creepy weirdo guy that continuously sends me messages on Facebook is my manager at my new job. FML I agree, your life sucks 25 471 You deserved it 2 029
Today, my friend and I were walking down my neighborhood when he joked that my car was being stolen when one that looked exactly like it passed. It was my car. FML I agree, your life sucks 22 847 You deserved it 1 508
Today, my boyfriend yawned while I was giving him head. FML I agree, your life sucks 24 328 You deserved it 33 876
Today, in my sleep I let out a couple of farts. Normally this wouldn't be a big deal, but on this night I had slept in my mom's room. She came to check in on me and violently woke me up because she thought I pooped in the bed. Now my entire family knows I fart in my sleep. FML I agree, your life sucks 2 134 You deserved it 392
So cute