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By keerta_fml Today, while volunteering to feed the homeless, one of them asked me to follow him to his car where he had a knife and bottle so he could "bottle up my blood". FML I agree, your life sucks 4711 You deserved it 394 20 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By bear92 - United States Today, I went outside a friend's house to find that my car had been saran wrapped. I cleaned it up and went back inside the house. An hour later, I heard a doorbell ring so I went outside the house. They saran wrapped my car again. FML I agree, your life sucks 47420 You deserved it 5886 159 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Noname - United States Today, my 4 year old niece asked me why I didn't have a job or wife. FML I agree, your life sucks 30632 You deserved it 7759 37 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By No O-face - United States Today, my boyfriend of over one and a half years told me he won't give me a hand job because "it's awfully wet down there," and he isn't "a fan of other people's bodily fluids." FML I agree, your life sucks 33687 You deserved it 6409 120 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By god - United Kingdom - Livingston Today, while at a restaurant with my husband for our 4-year anniversary, he kept behaving strangely, breathing deeply and eventually sighing happily. I thought the wine had just gone to his head. Nope; he proudly admitted later that he'd jerked off without anyone noticing, even me. FML I agree, your life sucks 49098 You deserved it 5516 166 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By anonymous - United States - Lakeland Today, I decided it was time to start looking for my own place and finally gain my full independence. My mom agreed happily without hesitation, which was surprising, but not anywhere near as surprising as finding out I have one day to get my shit together and leave. FML I agree, your life sucks 29352 You deserved it 3215 52 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Dopeydancer - United Kingdom Today, after a few drinks with some mates at a bar, we were invited to the dancefloor with some girls. After some dancing and flirting, I felt a cheeky squeeze on my backside, and so I quickly returned the favour without looking back. A few minutes later at the bar, I realised my wallet was gone. FML I agree, your life sucks 36120 You deserved it 13003 59 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By phonebaby - United States - Stamford Today, my friend asked me to order take out for him because he gets nervous on phones. I called a chinese restaurant, only to get nervous and hang up. FML I agree, your life sucks 29511 You deserved it 7600 46 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous Today, I learned that the guy I was seeing had a girlfriend that he hid from me. I found this out when she attacked me. FML I agree, your life sucks 1725 You deserved it 129 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Rizma - France - Gr?ces Today, I went off for a jog. Outside, I saw my really cute neighbour, so in an effort to appear sporty, I accelerated and kept my head up. As I got close, I smiled at him, just when a huge fly flew right up my nose. FML I agree, your life sucks 34899 You deserved it 4539 0 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By theuglyfriend - United States - Riverbank Today, I went to a coffee shop with my friend. The guy rang her up and said it was only a dollar as he winked at her $10 purchase. Then he rang me up at completely full price. She got his number and I got to be the ugly friend once again. FML I agree, your life sucks 33618 You deserved it 3684 303 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Brooke - United States - San Francisco Today, a cute guy approached me at a nightclub. I was really excited, until he drunkenly slurred "Babe, I'd suck the farts from your asshole!" and then threw up everywhere. FML I agree, your life sucks 25681 You deserved it 2331 82 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By frustrated - United States - Forest Park Today, I called the cops on a couple who was fighting outside my window at 4am. They hid in the bushes when the cops came, came back out when they left, and started fighting again. FML I agree, your life sucks 48255 You deserved it 4745 73 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, I woke up from my honeymoon to discover the love of my life is a bed wetter. FML I agree, your life sucks 40547 You deserved it 9401 279 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By disappointed - United States Today, after spending thousands of dollars and several years pursuing a higher education so I could get a high paying job doing something that requires skill and brainpower, I finally got my first job offer after months of searching. I will be cleaning houses. FML I agree, your life sucks 40563 You deserved it 5812 284 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By anon Roll with it Today, my boyfriend encouragingly told me that he could tell I was losing weight, all because I had one roll fewer than usual on my stomach. FML I agree, your life sucks 1416 You deserved it 272 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By -1 Pair of Pants - United States - Westborough Today, I leaned over to pick something up and heard a loud "pop" from my waistline, followed by a "clink" on the other side of the room. My pants button had popped off my pants. Time to lose some weight. FML I agree, your life sucks 10669 You deserved it 2649 26 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By C0olgirl - United States Today, my best friend and I came home from Japan. Her boyfriend and I have been having an affair before I left so I decided not to tell him she was coming with me. We just got off the plane and got a bite to eat, he was waiting for me so he could propose, my best friend was standing next to me. FML I agree, your life sucks 19520 You deserved it 225470 531 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Why do people do this? Today, a friend showed me my husband's online dating profile, which includes photos of him with our kids. FML I agree, your life sucks 2175 You deserved it 124 7 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 13/1/2021 08:01 - Canada - Toronto Girls will be girls Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. She had her whole hand in me kind of deep. It was hitting everything inside me and triggered me to poop a little bit, on her arm and the bed. FML I agree, your life sucks 669 You deserved it 493 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By drfeelgood93 - United Kingdom Today, I went to the cinema with a girl I like. Knowing she has a bit of a soft spot for me, I was keen to sit in the back row. Too bad her sister tagged along, insisted that we sit somewhere else, and scolded me every time I so much looked at her. I ended up paying for the unwanted guest as well. FML I agree, your life sucks 36763 You deserved it 5039 203 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By SickSmick - United Kingdom Today, I have the flu, food poisoning and I'm on my period. I have enough liquids pouring out of me from various holes to satisfy a sewer. FML I agree, your life sucks 51489 You deserved it 3476 318 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By anonymous - United States Today, I was in agonizing pain and couldn't move. My parents said they couldn't take me to the ER until the football game on TV was over. FML I agree, your life sucks 35796 You deserved it 3310 176 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United Kingdom Today, I argued with my girlfriend over her constantly wasting our money on acupuncture. She said if I could prove it was baloney, she would stop. After I showed her copious amounts of scientific proof debunking it as pseudo-science, she told me we're "taking a break" from our relationship. FML I agree, your life sucks 28635 You deserved it 11833 73 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous Today, I'm scared to leave my bedroom. During the night, what must have been a giant spider made a web 4 feet wide stretching from the lightbulb to the tv and then down to the desk corner. It's blocking my path to the door and I can't tell where the 8-legged bastard is hiding. FML I agree, your life sucks 2620 You deserved it 390 24 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By thatonegirl.SBS. - United States - El Cajon Today, I found out that my boyfriend has been seeing another girl behind my back. The kicker is that he told her I was his lazy sister and had just moved in. FML I agree, your life sucks 27219 You deserved it 2168 107 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Traffickills - United States - Hyattsville Today, after breaking up with my girlfriend, we were stuck behind a 7-car accident for 2 hours in the car. FML I agree, your life sucks 19366 You deserved it 4980 46 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By NeverGonnaGetIt - United States - Wayne Today, I went on my 56th job interview since graduating from college 3 months ago. I am 31 years old and I spent 11 years in college. I only graduated with a Bachelor's Degree after all those years, but I am still not qualified for anything due to how long it took me to complete my degree. FML I agree, your life sucks 1827 You deserved it 1442 44 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By nightDREAMERms - United States Today, I found out the hard way that I'm the "lucky" type of woman who can experience intense orgasms in certain positions: in the middle of group yoga. FML I agree, your life sucks 48617 You deserved it 7482 245 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 10/12/2020 20:06 - Nigeria Just because you can don't mean you should Today, I got stuck in my washing machine. When my sister saw me, she just left me there. FML I agree, your life sucks 288 You deserved it 710 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By spaghett - United States - Brooklyn Today, after jumping into a public swimming pool, the female lifeguard, who I have had a crush on for years whistled at me. When I got out of the water, she handed me the bathing suit I'd apparently lost. FML I agree, your life sucks 14074 You deserved it 1780 33 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, I'm going cold turkey with my drinking and smoking habits. I'm so irritable, I seriously considered running down an old lady who was taking her damn sweet time crossing the road, then shooting the guy in the car behind me for honking at me like I was holding everyone up. FML I agree, your life sucks 17525 You deserved it 3596 72 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By T_Willl Today, a customer was rude to me, and I was rude back. He then asked for my manager, and I told him I was the store manager. He then identified himself as the corporate owner. FML I agree, your life sucks 16919 You deserved it 57480 94 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By coloradoman - United States Today, while flying on American Airlines back from visiting family, a new born puked its breakfast all over my HP mini, knocked my orange juice ino my lap, and than coughed up another layer on top of it all. I couldn't change my pants because of we were about to experience turbulance. FML I agree, your life sucks 40421 You deserved it 3092 164 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By TDCC - United States Today, my dog ate a $2,000 check. My credit card bill gets taken out of my bank account tomorrow. FML I agree, your life sucks 36196 You deserved it 9963 163 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By anon - Canada - Saint John Today, I went to take a shower. When I turned it on, no water came out. Only ants. FML I agree, your life sucks 60063 You deserved it 3847 94 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By NotSoComfortable - Italy - Pontecchio Polesine Today, I turned 18. My dad congratulated me and gifted me his collection of old porn magazines. Not bad, dad, but perhaps not during family dinner next time. FML I agree, your life sucks 27667 You deserved it 2402 70 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By foreveralone - United States - Franklin Park Today, I went to the doctor, only to find out I can no longer eat chocolate, my favorite food. When I got home, my boyfriend took the chocolate cake I'd been eating from the fridge, sat down in front of me, and ate the whole thing without breaking eye contact. FML I agree, your life sucks 57098 You deserved it 7122 164 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By mikeyamazing - France Today, feeling festive, I sent everyone on my phone's contact list a holiday message. Almost everyone replied back "who's this?" FML I agree, your life sucks 31393 You deserved it 4773 49 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Puerto Rico - Arecibo Today, my father took me out for some driving lessons. I accidentally reversed while still in the driveway, and I instinctively hit the brakes. In my panic, I accidentally let go of the brakes, and ended up reversing straight into our house, all while my father yelled "NOOOOOO!" FML I agree, your life sucks 42646 You deserved it 18756 138 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
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Today, my fiance told me that his father would need to check my hymen is intact to ensure I'm pure before we get married. This is a new one. FML I agree, your life sucks 433 You deserved it 49 11 Comments
Today, we're in the middle of a contagious deadly pandemic, and despite not having physical/sexual contact with anyone in over a year, I managed to contract... I agree, your life sucks 548 You deserved it 49 2 Comments