doomed
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my fiancée, who believes in "sex after marriage" like me, told me she was pregnant. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
baron
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML
Anonymous
Piedmont, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend told me that she feels pregnant. I didn't believe her, given how recently we had sex for the first time, so I told her to take a test to make sure. She's very sure now. FML
captainuniverse
Nashville, United States
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. She also said I'm going to be an uncle. FML
Marcella
United States
Today, my fiance told me he thought it was time that we started to see other people. I'm six months pregnant with his baby. FML
fuckmuppeter512
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got a text from my girlfriend. After only having sex once, where I wore a condom and didn't even get to come, she says that she's pregnant. FML
Tweety
United States
Today, I found out via a Twitter post that my girlfriend is pregnant. FML
Daddy_issues
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of four years. She took the opportunity to tell me that she's pregnant. With my half-brother. FML
Anonymous
United States
Rollercoaster
Today, my girlfriend blew up at me for a comment I had made several weeks ago about not wanting kids. Then, she told me that she's pregnant. After consoling her and telling her that whatever we do, we'll do it together, she further explained that she's not sure if it's mine. FML
KittenTitz
Planned parenthood
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
Andrew
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my fiancé and I got married. We both promised to remain abstinent until our wedding day. She's on her period. FML
Top comments
JADEstokesxo 0
how is it his own fault! its his belief and what he belived his GF belived in, so; what youse are basicaly saying is; he deserved it for being trusting. idiots.
adelaide_evening 0
I think this was supposed to be an FML because he was cheated on, not because he believes in sex after marriage. And you're being kind of an idiot with the whole "you deserve it for believing that". Not everyone has the same views as you. And the girl got pregnant not because the boyfriend was "holding out" on her, but because she is untrustworthy (or a two-faced *****, whichever way you wanna look at it).
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jadetothes 0
maybe she wanted to have sex but was too scared to tell the OP?? from what ive seen, some ppl who wait until after marriage can be a tad judgemental maybe she was scared what he'd say - he could be a right bastard for all we know dont judge her you dont know her people make mistakes its up to them to talk this through plus you can get pregnant from other sexual contact even if you're not actually doing anything - semen can get places you know ;)
jadetothes 0
"I personally do not believe that sex between consenting heterosexual partners is wrong in any way whatsoever" i'm sorry, but what?? that had absolutley nothing to do with what was posted - why say that you dont believe homosexuality is not right in this context - there was no need and write shorter comments its not an essay writing competition you know twat.
Johnny_k123 0
You should be happy that you're wife is having the baby jesus.
alxndr5120 7
#210 read it said fiance not his wife.
bandaidface 0
This so reminds me of House
samantha_durano 6
oh damn son!
ashapasha 11
JACKET!!! lol Jamaican word for child in relationship which does not belong to you
soccerdude101 0
contradiction
rockerbaby3192 0
I'm not agreeing with this concept that everyone's sexual performance can be "fixed." I think sex can be subjective. Some people may like some things and some people may like other things. It would be important to be in a relationship with someone who likes the same sexual things you do. If not, I don't see the point in having really bad/ awkward "practice" sex until you both realize it isn't working.
proudcookie11 0
hell yea
ZeroIce 12
She probably is married... Since the sex after marriage... or maybe in the middle of a divorce?