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Mr 34 years-old Single

userrrrr This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff United States

Joe Bidet

Today, I found out that my girlfriend's idea of "washing her feet" is sticking her foot in the toilet and flushing. FML

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Haley. 26 March 2010, 23:58 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I were trying to have intercourse for the first time. One minute into it, he got nervous and farted. What's worse is that his fart scared him, and he asked "What was that?" FML

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