Today, I woke up hungover, locked in my bathroom. This wouldn't be a problem, except in my drunken stupor, I snapped the key. I live alone and there's no windows. FML
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UberAwesone 30
OP here, I live in Indonesia, and most bathrooms here have seperate keys instead of a toggle. Thankfully, my brother has a spare house key, I was able to call him over and get him to call a locksmith to get me out. I posted this FML while we were waiting for the locksmith to come by.
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RichardPencil 32
At least you have a shitter and access to water. If you can get someone to slide pancakes under the door, you can lead a pretty good life.
bigtwobah 6
You have a key for your bathroom? Do you live in a gas station?
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bigtwobah 6
You have a key for your bathroom? Do you live in a gas station?
Kurliez408 32
many people have keys in the bathroom to avoid people coming in randomly
Yuri Morliere 11
Yeah a key for the outside
Thor1012 28
Um are keys not normal? many people have keys where I am
stormy0307 16
I've never seen a bathroom door with a key in it and I'm 27
kirkaygri 18
I have skeleton locks on my bathroom door. I can lock it from inside so no children barge in and if they lock themselves in because I forgot to put the key in the medicine cabinet, I keep a key on my keyring and can get in. Keys on bathroom doors are a great idea. except in this guy's case. But if I lived alone, I wouldn't be locking the bathroom door.
ArbiterOfFML 24
petty
Lauren Horstman 3
If you were able to post this, you obviously have a way to contact someone to free you ?
Brandi_Faith 34
The fml's always start with Today, even though a lot of them are posted much later. Op may have had the fml a few days ago and is only posting about it now.
afallingstar 22
And you didn't have your phone with you to call someone? Doesn't everyone take theirs with them?
RichardPencil 32
At least you have a shitter and access to water. If you can get someone to slide pancakes under the door, you can lead a pretty good life.
manofmerr 27
Don't forget the bologna sandwiches! Man can not live on pancakes alone.
CrazyChiC42 10
Who needs a key to exit a bathroom? If you happen to have a hammer and flat head screw driver in there with you, you can take the hinges off the door. Or try to dismantle the door handle if you can.
Arashikage 18
Who has a hammer in the bathroom
Glowworm56 27
Well, time to try exiting Super Mario style down the toilet!
sunshine1421 14
good news is doors are relatively cheap and easy to replace
David Elston 5
Whelp, time to go full swat mode and bust down your door!
Druu 53
Your doorknob is installed incorrectly. The key hole goes on the exterior side. The toggle goes on the inside.
Migole 36
Many other countries outside the US dont really use doorknobs but rather handles with just one keyhole that can be used from either side.
pelletman67 16
What makes this funny are all the flaws in this fml