Today, my fiancée's OCD hit a new low when she screamed at me for flicking the light-switch off "the wrong way". This led to her flicking it on and off about a dozen times, followed by a twenty-minute lecture on how to do it "properly". We're getting married next month. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my partner got mad at me for forgetting to turn off the bedroom light when coming back from brushing my teeth, and has chosen to sleep in our spare bedroom over it. FML
Today, I reminded my fiancee's kid to put the toilet seat up when he pees. My fiancée heard and shrieked at me to stop being controlling and weird. Yesterday, she threw a tantrum because there was piss on the toilet seat. I can't win. FML
Today, my boyfriend found out I have OCD. When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other or I freak. After I brushed his face with the back of my hand he tackled me to the floor, held me down, and laughed at me while I panicked and tried to touch him with my other hand. FML
Today, my girlfriend called me an "obsessive weirdo" for always checking the chamber on my handgun whenever I pick it up. The last time I let her touch it, she mishandled it and shot a hole in the floor. Glad she's learned her lesson. FML
Today, I got into a fight with my mom because she believes that my fiancé is "irresponsible" and "immature". I stormed out and drove back home. There, I walked in on my fiancé and his friends. They were in a heated and almost violent argument over which CSI is the best. The wedding's next month. FML
Today, my wife yelled at me for being a bastard and not caring about her needs. I felt like an asshole and apologized for everything. It took me a few hours to realize I'd basically just apologized for unknowingly hanging the toilet paper the "wrong way" for her OCD. FML
Today, my girlfriend snapped at me for being lazy and incompetent, and declared that if I was going to behave like a child, she would be treating me like one. This includes safety-proofing the house, talking to me like a 3-year-old and slapping me with a wooden spoon when I do something wrong. FML
Today, my fiancée decided to go on a "vacation." Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, my fiancé told me it was a mistake to propose to me. FML
Today, I accidentally walked in on my girlfriend changing. She responded by screaming, throwing herself on the ground to avoid me seeing her, and crawling into the bathroom. We've been living together for two months. FML
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gheebuttersnaps 4
There's more than one way to do this?
perdix 31
Make sure you request lots and lots of light bulbs on your wedding registry!
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Chris93Jones 20
dude. run.
jayyvonblood 18
Female version of Death the Kid?
Iflabz 11
A woman working at a sex shop, you deserved this
conflictedebola 20
This isn't "a new low", that's literally how OCD works. Having OCD isn't just being a 'neat freak', it's basically a ritual that they have to do or else their brain tells them something bad is about to happen. It's like an anxiety thing. Someone can spend 20 minutes trying to turn the light off 'the right way'. Albeit, it doesn't really make a lot of sense why she was yelling at YOU about it. Maybe it was the anxiety talking.
MisUnFortunate 31
That poor woman. :( I hope she finds someone who actually cares enough to be there for her instead of posting shit-talking FML's about her disorder.
giovamike0927 16
Bro dont do it
stridick 9
dude, this is what you signed up for. you have to respect her
AxelTheBrit 17
Just remember that OCD is something that can't be helped. you don't choose your mental disorders, and if you can't handle it, maybe she isn't the right gal for you.
J15237 25
Well it happens and for god sake turn off the ******* light correctly next time. Really though marriage is great. It has some weird shit in between but its still great if you are with the person you are meant to be with.