Today, my fiancé told me he wants a security guard to come with us on our honeymoon to Hawaii. Apparently, watching Dog the Bounty Hunter has made him feel unsafe. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I'm on vacation. I spent $4000 to surprise my boyfriend on a trip to Hawaii. We have been together over a year. Turns out, he hates the outdoors. He's mad at me for bringing him here and is upset at everything. He's in the room reading, I'm at the bar drinking $10 Mai Tai's. FML
Today, I found out that my fiancé is going to be deployed on our wedding day. FML
Today, my fiancée decided to go on a "vacation." Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, my fiancé suggested we bring his elderly mother with us on our honeymoon. FML
Today, my wife is refusing to go on our honeymoon because the resort we chose won’t allow pets. She’s now angry with me for not checking before we booked the place, and is threatening divorce if I go without her. I told her we could just get a dog sitter, but she refuses. Oh well. FML
Today, I found out less than three weeks before my wedding that my fiancé will lose his new, great paying job, unless we cancel our nonrefundable honeymoon. FML
Today, a guy came by my house and demanded my fiancé come out and fight. He explained that my fiancé had been stupid enough to not only troll on a local interest forum, but to leave his name and our address, inviting people to "come shut me up if you think you're tough enough." FML
Today, I discovered that my fiancé had responded to an online missed connection posting. He has been emailing, exchanging pictures and making plans to go out with this girl. We are supposed to be married in the fall and just put down the non-refundable deposit on our reception site. FML
Today, I found out via Facebook status that my boyfriend is going to Hawaii with a group of friends, including his ex-girlfriend for a few weeks. When I confronted him about it, he said he didn't think I needed to know, and to mind my own business. I think I'm about to be single. FML
Today, I watched my fiancé ride off on my motorcycle with another girl. FML
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JessieBrianneKim 3
Seriously guys, Dog the Bounty hunter is no laughing matter.
cBlackout 13
Tell him the truth. The only illegal activity on Hawaii is dealing pot :) not much goes on there except for amazingness.
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Comments (109)
LennyComa 39
Has he been bailed out by Dog and not paid back his band and back on Ice...if the answer to any of those questions is no he is safe from the Dog...and stay the **** outta the hawaian slums
MissAzolee 10
ive lived in hawaii all my life and i have never seen dog the bounty hunter...ever lol have fun :D
MicroFuturism 1
Pffft get with a real man XD
Dnigz13 4
Hawaii isn't full of crime, I live here and Dog is a clown no one cares about him over here
LilAngel606 5
so that was his evil plan along.
Vlamblam 1
If the criminals in Hawaii were really dangerous Dog wouldn't be going after them. Tell your boyfriend to stop believing the "American Heroes" propaganda TV feeds him.
EmilyStrauch 8
I think he might have something to hide then Hun. I would check is record just in case.
vbmg152 19
You're gonna marry this winner? You might wanna think about that before it's too late!!
plko00 5
Sooo... Is he a drug dealer or something?
imbtrtenu 8
When I was in hawaii dog had the room right next to us in our hotel. Still he did was scream at his son over the phone about him dating a black girl or something.