By DoggyBlues - 29/11/2011 01:50 - United States

Today, my fiancé told me he wants a security guard to come with us on our honeymoon to Hawaii. Apparently, watching Dog the Bounty Hunter has made him feel unsafe. FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 257
You deserved it 2 906
May Day: Lily of the Valley and Misunderstandings
When lilies of the valley bring good luck... or not! Discover the stories behind every little bell! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

JessieBrianneKim 3

Seriously guys, Dog the Bounty hunter is no laughing matter.

49 6
cBlackout 13

Tell him the truth. The only illegal activity on Hawaii is dealing pot :) not much goes on there except for amazingness.

42 2

Comments

LennyComa 39

Has he been bailed out by Dog and not paid back his band and back on Ice...if the answer to any of those questions is no he is safe from the Dog...and stay the **** outta the hawaian slums

1 0
MissAzolee 10

ive lived in hawaii all my life and i have never seen dog the bounty hunter...ever lol have fun :D

2 0
MicroFuturism 1

Pffft get with a real man XD

1 0
Dnigz13 4

Hawaii isn't full of crime, I live here and Dog is a clown no one cares about him over here

3 0
LilAngel606 5

so that was his evil plan along.

0 0
Vlamblam 1

If the criminals in Hawaii were really dangerous Dog wouldn't be going after them. Tell your boyfriend to stop believing the "American Heroes" propaganda TV feeds him.

0 0
EmilyStrauch 8

I think he might have something to hide then Hun. I would check is record just in case.

2 0
vbmg152 18

You're gonna marry this winner? You might wanna think about that before it's too late!!

2 0
plko00 5

Sooo... Is he a drug dealer or something?

0 0
imbtrtenu 8

When I was in hawaii dog had the room right next to us in our hotel. Still he did was scream at his son over the phone about him dating a black girl or something.

1 0