Today, my fiancé told me he wants a security guard to come with us on our honeymoon to Hawaii. Apparently, watching Dog the Bounty Hunter has made him feel unsafe. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I'm on vacation. I spent $4000 to surprise my boyfriend on a trip to Hawaii. We have been together over a year. Turns out, he hates the outdoors. He's mad at me for bringing him here and is upset at everything. He's in the room reading, I'm at the bar drinking $10 Mai Tai's. FML
Today, I found out that my fiancé is going to be deployed on our wedding day. FML
Today, my fiancée decided to go on a "vacation." Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, my fiancé suggested we bring his elderly mother with us on our honeymoon. FML
Today, my wife is refusing to go on our honeymoon because the resort we chose won’t allow pets. She’s now angry with me for not checking before we booked the place, and is threatening divorce if I go without her. I told her we could just get a dog sitter, but she refuses. Oh well. FML
Today, I found out less than three weeks before my wedding that my fiancé will lose his new, great paying job, unless we cancel our nonrefundable honeymoon. FML
Today, a guy came by my house and demanded my fiancé come out and fight. He explained that my fiancé had been stupid enough to not only troll on a local interest forum, but to leave his name and our address, inviting people to "come shut me up if you think you're tough enough." FML
Today, I discovered that my fiancé had responded to an online missed connection posting. He has been emailing, exchanging pictures and making plans to go out with this girl. We are supposed to be married in the fall and just put down the non-refundable deposit on our reception site. FML
Today, I found out via Facebook status that my boyfriend is going to Hawaii with a group of friends, including his ex-girlfriend for a few weeks. When I confronted him about it, he said he didn't think I needed to know, and to mind my own business. I think I'm about to be single. FML
Today, I watched my fiancé ride off on my motorcycle with another girl. FML
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JessieBrianneKim 3
Seriously guys, Dog the Bounty hunter is no laughing matter.
cBlackout 13
Tell him the truth. The only illegal activity on Hawaii is dealing pot :) not much goes on there except for amazingness.
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Comments (109)
Nikelopez 11
Interesting
ToeJams 0
Just don't eye out any natives and you'll be fine. Just be careful cas you will be just another haole
mama8809 0
Why would he have anything to worrie about unless he has messed up
OneNightStan 2
Hey you don't say that
Jimboom 12
Tell him the only Dog that is going to be there with you on your honeymoon is doggie style!
EpicSquishii 21
Boo... Fail :|
EpicSquishii 21
I love his wife's boobs >.< She is a portly Goddess amongst a sea of flat-chested, mere mortals..... le sigh....
Mx_Rider 6
its funny because ive watched the entire series on netflix. :-)
ikickgingers 15
Wow. He's a pussy. It's Hawaii. If someone calls you hoale - keep walking. I lick yo ass--- is not a pick up line. It means they want to fight you. ... And... You're good.
SlickWillyTFCF 5
And you actually want to marry this idiot? Tell him to man up and get a concealed carry permit and a pistol.
highfashonlife 1
Be greatful, I lived there for 6 years and it's not paradise. The violence is horrifying. There are major meth problems and if you venture out of tourist areas you will get harassed. Be careful I would never live there again.