Today, my fiancé has been jumping out of closets and from around corners with a video camera, trying to catch me naked. He says he wants to post a video online so his old high school friends can "rate" me. I'm now afraid to get intimate, shower, or even change my clothes in my own home. FML
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Today, I took a look at my boyfriend's videocamera. On it were several videos of me on the toilet. My boyfriend has been hiding the videocamera in the bathroom airvent, and taping me taking dumps for the past three months. FML
Today, my boyfriend started his first day of work. After saying our goodbyes, I went into our bedroom to get changed, picked up one of my blouses and found a camera, still recording. I guess someone has major trust issues. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend dresses in my underwear and tights, takes suggestive shots of his ass and legs, and uses them to trick people into thinking he's a girl so they buy him stuff in his online games. FML
Today, my boyfriend snuck into my house and hid in my closet. Knowing that I have a phobia of people jumping out of closets, he nonetheless thought it would be funny to see how I'd react. I had a panic attack and was taken to the hospital. FML
Today, I was feeling frisky and my boyfriend was playing a video game in the living room. I started dancing in front of the T.V. with only my panties on, to which he responded, "You're every gamer's nightmare." FML
Today, I caught my best friend in bed with my current boyfriend. Apparently watching movies naked is "the new in thing". FML
Today, my boyfriend and I snuck into the bathroom together at his house for a quickie. Just as we unzipped our pants, his step-dad knocked on the door. Panicking, I jumped into the closet to hide. When his step-dad came in, he went to put some towels away. In the closet. FML
Today, I tried coming on to my fiancé. He just pushed me off and got out of bed, saying he wasn't in the mood. A half hour later, I caught him jerking off to several windows of porn. FML
Today, I went through my boyfriend's old phone to get over a gut feeling I've been having that things aren't as good as they seem. Turns out he's been taking videos of himself masturbating and sending the videos to chicks on WhatsApp, and contacting an old neighbor trying to hook up with her. FML
Today, I was in the middle of having a shower when I noticed a camera hidden in the corner of the room pointing directly towards the shower which I stood in butt-naked. I live by myself and have recently only moved in. FML
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PageantGirlXOXO 16
SO immature
SunnyUserName123 5
Don't have sex for like a month, that'll fix it.
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hibrid 0
Send me the link ;-)
perdix 31
You're playing this all wrong. Running away and hiding won't stop him. Here's what you do: 1) Find out some of his high school friends' names. 2) When he's gone, take his camera and set it up near the end of your bed. 3) Record yourself masturbating to climax (****** and vibrators would be nice cinematic touches!) 4) Yell out the HS friends' names during climaxes. 5) Post the video without his knowledge. 6) Make sure the friends are invited to the wedding. 7) Go commando under your wedding dress. 8) ???? 9) Profit! 10) Ditch that gang of losers with your new-found wealth in hand!
Shadow_Phantom 26
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Ricky23J 0
*facepalm* you try to hard
sajupt 17
Icky!
N0vemberaccou_19 4
Sit him down and explain to him that taking pictures or video of you naked without your consent is a crime, that you could have him arrested for, not a joke.
Dcm210 19
when your home alone,video tape yourself taking a crap and give it to him.
perdix 31
I like that better than my own 10-point plan above. Well done!
False_Stupidity 42
Elegant simplicity at it's best!
Jamber88 0
What a freak...
josh72492 0
I gave you a 8.7 out of 10. I've seen better.
Shadow_Phantom 26
Yeah... not funny. Definitely a FYL.
EpicLovee 2
He wants to show his friends his naked fiancé? doesn't he realize they'll wanna smash you too. ?
th3hardrocker 12
That's a good thing, means you're a babe