Today, my fiancé has been jumping out of closets and from around corners with a video camera, trying to catch me naked. He says he wants to post a video online so his old high school friends can "rate" me. I'm now afraid to get intimate, shower, or even change my clothes in my own home. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I took a look at my boyfriend's videocamera. On it were several videos of me on the toilet. My boyfriend has been hiding the videocamera in the bathroom airvent, and taping me taking dumps for the past three months. FML
Today, my boyfriend started his first day of work. After saying our goodbyes, I went into our bedroom to get changed, picked up one of my blouses and found a camera, still recording. I guess someone has major trust issues. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend dresses in my underwear and tights, takes suggestive shots of his ass and legs, and uses them to trick people into thinking he's a girl so they buy him stuff in his online games. FML
Today, my boyfriend snuck into my house and hid in my closet. Knowing that I have a phobia of people jumping out of closets, he nonetheless thought it would be funny to see how I'd react. I had a panic attack and was taken to the hospital. FML
Today, I was feeling frisky and my boyfriend was playing a video game in the living room. I started dancing in front of the T.V. with only my panties on, to which he responded, "You're every gamer's nightmare." FML
Today, I caught my best friend in bed with my current boyfriend. Apparently watching movies naked is "the new in thing". FML
Today, my boyfriend and I snuck into the bathroom together at his house for a quickie. Just as we unzipped our pants, his step-dad knocked on the door. Panicking, I jumped into the closet to hide. When his step-dad came in, he went to put some towels away. In the closet. FML
Today, I tried coming on to my fiancé. He just pushed me off and got out of bed, saying he wasn't in the mood. A half hour later, I caught him jerking off to several windows of porn. FML
Today, I went through my boyfriend's old phone to get over a gut feeling I've been having that things aren't as good as they seem. Turns out he's been taking videos of himself masturbating and sending the videos to chicks on WhatsApp, and contacting an old neighbor trying to hook up with her. FML
Today, I was in the middle of having a shower when I noticed a camera hidden in the corner of the room pointing directly towards the shower which I stood in butt-naked. I live by myself and have recently only moved in. FML
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Top comments
PageantGirlXOXO 16
SO immature
SunnyUserName123 5
Don't have sex for like a month, that'll fix it.
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Comments (171)
babyN_fml 0
Deserved, why are you even going out with him
DDpandaz 0
Because she likes him and that's perfectly ok
perdix 31
I'm sure things will change once you get married. When you're wearing his wedding ring, he will magically become respectful and want to keep your nudity all to himself. Marriage really transforms men very profoundly.
badactor009 0
Wrong, wrong, wrong.
perdix 31
Ugh. Sorry, but the FML site doesn't let me use HTML [sarcasm][/sarcasm] tags to make it clear to the very dense what I actually mean. At the moment, the 16 more people "get it" than don't.
Daralea 21
Or a subset of those 16 actually believe it.
foxfur 25
thats not right
zosfrosty 1
Time the end that engagement...unless you want to be Mrs. Creeper for the rest of your life.
SmittyJA24 26
Fiancé?? No ... Dump him.
mrmerino 0
Remember: sex is a weapon.
aequitas740 0
How true....
False_Stupidity 42
But a weapon that only works 95% of the time and only upto a certain age.
j_cat187 20
Haha sword fight
Pazu_fml 10
If you don't like what he's doing, you need to put your foot down. He probably thinks this is all fun and games, and if you don't get appropriately angry, he might think that you're just playing too. Tell him how you feel, threaten him with consequences (such as breaking the engagement - you don't need someone who doesn't respect you), and follow through if he continues to be immature. If he doesn't respect you now, do you think he'll respect you as a husband?
badactor009 0
Above comment is spot on!
mspeacock 6
Where can I go to rate these pics? He wants them to rate you because he is proud, i bet you're hot. Creeperaroundthecorner.com
stormchaser24 24
You carry a camera and when he jumps out kick him in the balls and say I am making a series called kicking you it balls. Lol
adamls96 0
No... Just no
ThanksKarma 0
Or scare him while he's on the toilet. Every time.
Daralea 21
Or beat him up with a rolling pin!
rae_munchkin 6
Break the camera!