Today, my fiancé has been jumping out of closets and from around corners with a video camera, trying to catch me naked. He says he wants to post a video online so his old high school friends can "rate" me. I'm now afraid to get intimate, shower, or even change my clothes in my own home. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I took a look at my boyfriend's videocamera. On it were several videos of me on the toilet. My boyfriend has been hiding the videocamera in the bathroom airvent, and taping me taking dumps for the past three months. FML
Today, my boyfriend started his first day of work. After saying our goodbyes, I went into our bedroom to get changed, picked up one of my blouses and found a camera, still recording. I guess someone has major trust issues. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend dresses in my underwear and tights, takes suggestive shots of his ass and legs, and uses them to trick people into thinking he's a girl so they buy him stuff in his online games. FML
Today, my boyfriend snuck into my house and hid in my closet. Knowing that I have a phobia of people jumping out of closets, he nonetheless thought it would be funny to see how I'd react. I had a panic attack and was taken to the hospital. FML
Today, I was feeling frisky and my boyfriend was playing a video game in the living room. I started dancing in front of the T.V. with only my panties on, to which he responded, "You're every gamer's nightmare." FML
Today, I caught my best friend in bed with my current boyfriend. Apparently watching movies naked is "the new in thing". FML
Today, my boyfriend and I snuck into the bathroom together at his house for a quickie. Just as we unzipped our pants, his step-dad knocked on the door. Panicking, I jumped into the closet to hide. When his step-dad came in, he went to put some towels away. In the closet. FML
Today, I tried coming on to my fiancé. He just pushed me off and got out of bed, saying he wasn't in the mood. A half hour later, I caught him jerking off to several windows of porn. FML
Today, I went through my boyfriend's old phone to get over a gut feeling I've been having that things aren't as good as they seem. Turns out he's been taking videos of himself masturbating and sending the videos to chicks on WhatsApp, and contacting an old neighbor trying to hook up with her. FML
Today, I was in the middle of having a shower when I noticed a camera hidden in the corner of the room pointing directly towards the shower which I stood in butt-naked. I live by myself and have recently only moved in. FML
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Top comments
PageantGirlXOXO 16
SO immature
SunnyUserName123 5
Don't have sex for like a month, that'll fix it.
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Comments (171)
OhHeySlogan 4
That's ******* creepy. Tell him how you feel. A decent human being would stop immediately.
aardvarkish 17
Something tells me a decent human being wouldn't have started...
badactor009 0
He is already way over the line. He is showing you that he does not care how you feel about this and he is going to do what he want at your expense no matter what. Always has to have his childish way, right?
jobsman99 0
Have him show you one of him fully erect so you can send it out to be rated.
RuCheezBurger 10
Can I rate it? If you let me.
jwade11 12
I'd leave his ass, that's distrapectful
Ricky23J 0
I'd leeve hiz aszs, dhats dizrezpektfull
KnucklesDeep 5
Is there a good reason you're still engaged to his manchild?
kei1108 13
Um are you sure you want to marry him? He sounds really immature and doesn't sound like he values you that much. I'm sorry but he sounds awful.
bubo_fml 11
Your fiance is jumping out of closets? Hmm...
MrBobby_fml 7
Smash his camera- he deserves it.
terrask 11
Dump him and sue him big time if anything ever pops-up.
wagonbacker9 8
Drop his immature ass. Itd be one thing if you were cool with it, but clearly you're not.