Today, my fiancé has been jumping out of closets and from around corners with a video camera, trying to catch me naked. He says he wants to post a video online so his old high school friends can "rate" me. I'm now afraid to get intimate, shower, or even change my clothes in my own home. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I took a look at my boyfriend's videocamera. On it were several videos of me on the toilet. My boyfriend has been hiding the videocamera in the bathroom airvent, and taping me taking dumps for the past three months. FML
Today, my boyfriend started his first day of work. After saying our goodbyes, I went into our bedroom to get changed, picked up one of my blouses and found a camera, still recording. I guess someone has major trust issues. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend dresses in my underwear and tights, takes suggestive shots of his ass and legs, and uses them to trick people into thinking he's a girl so they buy him stuff in his online games. FML
Today, my boyfriend snuck into my house and hid in my closet. Knowing that I have a phobia of people jumping out of closets, he nonetheless thought it would be funny to see how I'd react. I had a panic attack and was taken to the hospital. FML
Today, I was feeling frisky and my boyfriend was playing a video game in the living room. I started dancing in front of the T.V. with only my panties on, to which he responded, "You're every gamer's nightmare." FML
Today, I caught my best friend in bed with my current boyfriend. Apparently watching movies naked is "the new in thing". FML
Today, my boyfriend and I snuck into the bathroom together at his house for a quickie. Just as we unzipped our pants, his step-dad knocked on the door. Panicking, I jumped into the closet to hide. When his step-dad came in, he went to put some towels away. In the closet. FML
Today, I tried coming on to my fiancé. He just pushed me off and got out of bed, saying he wasn't in the mood. A half hour later, I caught him jerking off to several windows of porn. FML
Today, I went through my boyfriend's old phone to get over a gut feeling I've been having that things aren't as good as they seem. Turns out he's been taking videos of himself masturbating and sending the videos to chicks on WhatsApp, and contacting an old neighbor trying to hook up with her. FML
Today, I was in the middle of having a shower when I noticed a camera hidden in the corner of the room pointing directly towards the shower which I stood in butt-naked. I live by myself and have recently only moved in. FML
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Top comments
PageantGirlXOXO 16
SO immature
SunnyUserName123 5
Don't have sex for like a month, that'll fix it.
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Comments (171)
paradiseisland01 0
What a darn shame, and what are you really going to do about that seriously ! There are so many different ways you can get him in some way ?
paradiseisland01 0
What a darn shame, and what are you really going to do about that seriously ! There are so many different ways you can get him in some way ?
Psycho_Babydoll 26
Wow, when I see the sad excuses for men these days.... *shakes head* I don't know....
satph 12
what a douche! why does he feel the need to have others 'rate' you so that he will be content with you? what kind of fiance is that?
theonlysweetpea 10
What an immature child. I can understand quite a few things but this seems to have no true point. Either dump him for an adult, take control like a woman or develop a sense of humor about it.
coryking06 4
I'm one of his friends just let him take it already so I can see it ;) damn
Kraft92 8
Just for this situation, maybe when he jumps out next time, knee him in the gonads. It'll make him stop at least, even if it is a low blow. If my fiancé racked me, I'd stop, cry first, then stop.
emagurl 6
What about when you're asleep???
fakkumairaifu 14
Don't marry this ****. He's sexually abusing you now; just think what will happen when he's no longer just your fiance. And call the cops on him if he doesn't knock it the **** off.
Jim7988 1
Leave him, if he does this whats he going to subject you to in the future. Your setting yourself up to be a doormat or worse.