Today, my fiancé has been jumping out of closets and from around corners with a video camera, trying to catch me naked. He says he wants to post a video online so his old high school friends can "rate" me. I'm now afraid to get intimate, shower, or even change my clothes in my own home. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I took a look at my boyfriend's videocamera. On it were several videos of me on the toilet. My boyfriend has been hiding the videocamera in the bathroom airvent, and taping me taking dumps for the past three months. FML
Today, my boyfriend started his first day of work. After saying our goodbyes, I went into our bedroom to get changed, picked up one of my blouses and found a camera, still recording. I guess someone has major trust issues. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend dresses in my underwear and tights, takes suggestive shots of his ass and legs, and uses them to trick people into thinking he's a girl so they buy him stuff in his online games. FML
Today, my boyfriend snuck into my house and hid in my closet. Knowing that I have a phobia of people jumping out of closets, he nonetheless thought it would be funny to see how I'd react. I had a panic attack and was taken to the hospital. FML
Today, I was feeling frisky and my boyfriend was playing a video game in the living room. I started dancing in front of the T.V. with only my panties on, to which he responded, "You're every gamer's nightmare." FML
Today, I caught my best friend in bed with my current boyfriend. Apparently watching movies naked is "the new in thing". FML
Today, my boyfriend and I snuck into the bathroom together at his house for a quickie. Just as we unzipped our pants, his step-dad knocked on the door. Panicking, I jumped into the closet to hide. When his step-dad came in, he went to put some towels away. In the closet. FML
Today, I tried coming on to my fiancé. He just pushed me off and got out of bed, saying he wasn't in the mood. A half hour later, I caught him jerking off to several windows of porn. FML
Today, I went through my boyfriend's old phone to get over a gut feeling I've been having that things aren't as good as they seem. Turns out he's been taking videos of himself masturbating and sending the videos to chicks on WhatsApp, and contacting an old neighbor trying to hook up with her. FML
Today, I was in the middle of having a shower when I noticed a camera hidden in the corner of the room pointing directly towards the shower which I stood in butt-naked. I live by myself and have recently only moved in. FML
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Top comments
PageantGirlXOXO 16
SO immature
SunnyUserName123 5
Don't have sex for like a month, that'll fix it.
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Comments (171)
Steve95401 49
Why are so many women on FML involved with overgrown boys? It seems like we have a whole generation of guys who are legally adults but have the social maturity of a 7th grader.
BadReputation 0
You're preaching to the choir. Sincerely, FemaleSingleByChoiceBecauseItBeatsTheAlternative. (;
Daralea 21
Common, BadRep! Give us girls a chance.
RavingRavyn 4
Tell him if he wants that then you get to take a video/pic of his junk next to a ruler so your friends (male or female!) Can rate him, and see how he likes that!
funnii_bunnii 0
And ur marrying this guy....?
AzWolf 5
Give him the boot!
curlypink1214 0
You've got a weird fiancé on your hands haha. Try not having sex with him until he stops and see what happens then.
amandaisgrrreat 4
That's scary cause what if he actually does put a video online that could damage your career of whatever you do or damage your future
Cassikitty 7
I'm fairly certain that's at least a couple kinds of illegal, specifically the part where he wants to show it to people that you don't want seeing it.
IntoTheClouds 42
That's terrible, OP. I'm sorry.
asktherunes 4
But UR going to marry him. Things will only get worse not better
Delannnnnnnnnie 0
Nice...fiancé :)