Today, my fiancé has been jumping out of closets and from around corners with a video camera, trying to catch me naked. He says he wants to post a video online so his old high school friends can "rate" me. I'm now afraid to get intimate, shower, or even change my clothes in my own home. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I took a look at my boyfriend's videocamera. On it were several videos of me on the toilet. My boyfriend has been hiding the videocamera in the bathroom airvent, and taping me taking dumps for the past three months. FML
Today, my boyfriend started his first day of work. After saying our goodbyes, I went into our bedroom to get changed, picked up one of my blouses and found a camera, still recording. I guess someone has major trust issues. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend dresses in my underwear and tights, takes suggestive shots of his ass and legs, and uses them to trick people into thinking he's a girl so they buy him stuff in his online games. FML
Today, my boyfriend snuck into my house and hid in my closet. Knowing that I have a phobia of people jumping out of closets, he nonetheless thought it would be funny to see how I'd react. I had a panic attack and was taken to the hospital. FML
Today, I was feeling frisky and my boyfriend was playing a video game in the living room. I started dancing in front of the T.V. with only my panties on, to which he responded, "You're every gamer's nightmare." FML
Today, I caught my best friend in bed with my current boyfriend. Apparently watching movies naked is "the new in thing". FML
Today, my boyfriend and I snuck into the bathroom together at his house for a quickie. Just as we unzipped our pants, his step-dad knocked on the door. Panicking, I jumped into the closet to hide. When his step-dad came in, he went to put some towels away. In the closet. FML
Today, I tried coming on to my fiancé. He just pushed me off and got out of bed, saying he wasn't in the mood. A half hour later, I caught him jerking off to several windows of porn. FML
Today, I went through my boyfriend's old phone to get over a gut feeling I've been having that things aren't as good as they seem. Turns out he's been taking videos of himself masturbating and sending the videos to chicks on WhatsApp, and contacting an old neighbor trying to hook up with her. FML
Today, I was in the middle of having a shower when I noticed a camera hidden in the corner of the room pointing directly towards the shower which I stood in butt-naked. I live by myself and have recently only moved in. FML
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PageantGirlXOXO 16
SO immature
SunnyUserName123 5
Don't have sex for like a month, that'll fix it.
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OfficeNinja 5
Kick his ass out and explain he can move back in when and if he grows up. Naked pictures or video is fine - as long as both people are comfortable with it and the material is kept private (unless you both agree to splatter it all over the Internet). But trying to catch you naked so his buddies can circle jerk to it later is seriously disrespecting you and your wishes!!
fogrunner 13
Why the **** are you with him?
ronnieboo 0
Doesn't sound like marriage material to me. What wud happen if they rated u low? Wud he stay or leave?
radiocaf 29
Get him back. No sex or fellatio for as long as he is doing that + 1 month. or everytime he jumps out of somewhere, kick him in the bollocks. or even go around with fake moles on your body. any video he does get will be false then. and disgusting lol.
mariaealvarez 1
Why the **** is this guy ur fiance?!?! U deserve it
token_blackguy 18
Someone picked a winner!
missnuthin 10
he really has NO clue that his actions are sexual and emotional abuse.... what a douche. if this is behavior he thinks is Okay, then lady you need to break up with him NOW! If he has NO respect for you NOW, then he is NEVER going to. LEAVE HIS ASS. And hun, dont look back!
izaya_fml 0
Oh, so he wants to become a registered sex offender?
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Smash his camera! But seriously, that guy needs to back off. If you aren't comfortable with that and he doesn't respect it, he shouldn't be your fiance. Dump him!
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Smash the camera! But seriously, if he doesn't respect your wishes and back off, then he will never respect you and shouldn't be your fiance.