Today, my fiancé has been jumping out of closets and from around corners with a video camera, trying to catch me naked. He says he wants to post a video online so his old high school friends can "rate" me. I'm now afraid to get intimate, shower, or even change my clothes in my own home. FML
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Today, I took a look at my boyfriend's videocamera. On it were several videos of me on the toilet. My boyfriend has been hiding the videocamera in the bathroom airvent, and taping me taking dumps for the past three months. FML
Today, my boyfriend started his first day of work. After saying our goodbyes, I went into our bedroom to get changed, picked up one of my blouses and found a camera, still recording. I guess someone has major trust issues. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend dresses in my underwear and tights, takes suggestive shots of his ass and legs, and uses them to trick people into thinking he's a girl so they buy him stuff in his online games. FML
Today, my boyfriend snuck into my house and hid in my closet. Knowing that I have a phobia of people jumping out of closets, he nonetheless thought it would be funny to see how I'd react. I had a panic attack and was taken to the hospital. FML
Today, I was feeling frisky and my boyfriend was playing a video game in the living room. I started dancing in front of the T.V. with only my panties on, to which he responded, "You're every gamer's nightmare." FML
Today, I caught my best friend in bed with my current boyfriend. Apparently watching movies naked is "the new in thing". FML
Today, my boyfriend and I snuck into the bathroom together at his house for a quickie. Just as we unzipped our pants, his step-dad knocked on the door. Panicking, I jumped into the closet to hide. When his step-dad came in, he went to put some towels away. In the closet. FML
Today, I tried coming on to my fiancé. He just pushed me off and got out of bed, saying he wasn't in the mood. A half hour later, I caught him jerking off to several windows of porn. FML
Today, I went through my boyfriend's old phone to get over a gut feeling I've been having that things aren't as good as they seem. Turns out he's been taking videos of himself masturbating and sending the videos to chicks on WhatsApp, and contacting an old neighbor trying to hook up with her. FML
Today, I was in the middle of having a shower when I noticed a camera hidden in the corner of the room pointing directly towards the shower which I stood in butt-naked. I live by myself and have recently only moved in. FML
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PageantGirlXOXO 16
SO immature
SunnyUserName123 5
Don't have sex for like a month, that'll fix it.
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Comments (171)
lydiakallebo 0
Dump the bastard!!!
Oniat 2
Wow, what an asshole :( I feel bad for ya OP, this is supposed to be the man you spend the rest of your life with :(
42billybob 5
You know, every now and then you ARE allowed to invoke "if you really care about me ____".
iivxiv 0
That's a dealbreaker.
Nuahavizu 17
Ok, let me get this straight... YOU ARE DATING THIS TOOL? I can't even comprehend why you would think that him attempting this is anything less than grounds for seriously questioning the pro's and cons of the relationship, because unless he is otherwise flawless this is a pretty heavy check mark in the 'dear-god-in heaven-dump-him-now' collumn.
Ihatemyfknfamily 5
Why are you still with him? If this asshole wants to post naked pictures of you for his friends against your will, dump his sorry ass. If this is how he acts NOW, and how he wants to use you now while you're NOT married, how do you think he'll treat you when you are? Get rid of him before it's too late!
ACTUALbanana 2
You're really going to marry a guy that wants other people to see you naked?
THeroinCZ 10
you obviously married him about ten years too early :)
Caitlynn2013 0
That's so stupid!!! He's a pig
Allyrocks113000 0
Just refuse to have sex with him until he stops, trust me, if he really likes you he'll put away the camera ;)