Love: Today, my fiancé has been jumping out of closets and from around... - FML

By Anonymous - 19/10/2011 18:19 - United States

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Today, my fiancé has been jumping out of closets and from around corners with a video camera, trying to catch me naked. He says he wants to post a video online so his old high school friends can "rate" me. I'm now afraid to get intimate, shower, or even change my clothes in my own home. FML

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PageantGirlXOXO 16

Thursday 20 October 2011 0:02

SO immature

SunnyUserName123 5

Thursday 20 October 2011 0:03

Don't have sex for like a month, that'll fix it.

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Justkidding100 41

Monday 17 July 2023 15:12

so many comments and not one saying this is literally illegal sexual assault. you want to stay married to someone like that?

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