By Anonymous - 14/07/2011 08:40 - Austria

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Today, the whole family came together to celebrate my grandmother's 80th birthday. My grandfather read a poem he'd written about how he had taken my grandmother's virginity 60 years ago. It went on for about 30 minutes. FML
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He must have been very specific if it went on for 30 minutes.

How romantic! I'm sure the whole family enjoyed it. Did you ask for an encore?

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that must have been horrible srry op

grandpas are awesome

old people are the best. kid: grandma will you please say grace? grandma: oh grace died 10 years ago kid. lol

And then I passionately squeezed her buns, and a fire erupted inside like a volcano bursting at the sunset. Our screams of joy brought forward the feeling of bliss and angry complaints from next door neighbors.

Just think of it this way OP... They were young at the time? lmao

You too can do it when you become a grandmom. And blame it on Karma.

is there any way I could obtain your grandpas autograph?

smart. he was smart to right a o poem about it. and they've been together for 60years or so? damn....

It puts the lotion on its skin...

23 Christmas vacation reference for the win

I like how no one has noticed that she was 30 when she lost it..

whoops I mean 20.. iPods are not good for typing

Preach Grandma, preach! Praise da lord!

that is soo gross, why even say that orange duck

wtf dude thats nasty

How romantic! I'm sure the whole family enjoyed it. Did you ask for an encore?

that's hilarious

Haha This is the best FML I have ever heard!

He must have been very specific if it went on for 30 minutes.

Here's hoping he's good. Or McGonnagall-level bad.

Or just really slow and dramatic.

Your only saying eww cus u still imagine them like if they were 80.

i'm saying ewww bc i wouldn't want to hear about my parents, let alone my grandparents!

ucky! so srry for you OP.

ultimately hilarious really...