grandpas are awesome

old people are the best. kid: grandma will you please say grace? grandma: oh grace died 10 years ago kid. lol

And then I passionately squeezed her buns, and a fire erupted inside like a volcano bursting at the sunset. Our screams of joy brought forward the feeling of bliss and angry complaints from next door neighbors.

Just think of it this way OP... They were young at the time? lmao

You too can do it when you become a grandmom. And blame it on Karma.

is there any way I could obtain your grandpas autograph?

smart. he was smart to right a o poem about it. and they've been together for 60years or so? damn....

It puts the lotion on its skin...

23 Christmas vacation reference for the win

I like how no one has noticed that she was 30 when she lost it..

whoops I mean 20.. iPods are not good for typing

that is soo gross, why even say that orange duck

wtf dude thats nasty

that's hilarious

Haha This is the best FML I have ever heard!

Here's hoping he's good. Or McGonnagall-level bad.

Or just really slow and dramatic.

Your only saying eww cus u still imagine them like if they were 80.

i'm saying ewww bc i wouldn't want to hear about my parents, let alone my grandparents!

Your cute:)

Black & white porn?