FML : Today, the whole family came together to celebrate my grandmother's 80th birthday. My grandfather read a poem he'd written about how he had taken my grandmother's...

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Today, the whole family came together to celebrate my grandmother's 80th birthday. My grandfather read a poem he'd written about how he had taken my grandmother's virginity 60 years ago. It went on for about 30 minutes. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Thursday 14 July 2011 08:40 / Austria

Intimacy

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By saIty | 17

#2890710 - Thursday 14 July 2011 03:51

He must have been very specific if it went on for 30 minutes.

By Soloman212 | 28

#2890690 - Thursday 14 July 2011 03:48

How romantic! I'm sure the whole family enjoyed it. Did you ask for an encore?

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By Sniper3000 | 0

#2890659 - Thursday 14 July 2011 03:44

that must have been horrible srry op

adamcole20 | 0

#2890786 - Thursday 14 July 2011 04:03

grandpas are awesome

tittymagic | 0

#2890882 - Thursday 14 July 2011 05:39

old people are the best. kid: grandma will you please say grace? grandma: oh grace died 10 years ago kid. lol

Iamnotmyself | 17

#2890900 - Thursday 14 July 2011 06:06

And then I passionately squeezed her buns, and a fire erupted inside like a volcano bursting at the sunset. Our screams of joy brought forward the feeling of bliss and angry complaints from next door neighbors.

Tektite | 14

#2890994 - Thursday 14 July 2011 07:23

Just think of it this way OP... They were young at the time? lmao

lcecreamNSadness | 2

#2891995 - Thursday 14 July 2011 11:43

You too can do it when you become a grandmom. And blame it on Karma.

dolphincheddar | 10

#2892795 - Friday 15 July 2011 01:34

is there any way I could obtain your grandpas autograph?

Crncj | 0

#2894227 - Friday 15 July 2011 04:22

smart. he was smart to right a o poem about it. and they've been together for 60years or so? damn....

ollierobs | 0

#2894507 - Friday 15 July 2011 04:54

It puts the lotion on its skin...

skillz8 | 0

#2894533 - Friday 15 July 2011 04:57

23 Christmas vacation reference for the win

ShakeMeDown | 12

#2894672 - Friday 15 July 2011 05:10

I like how no one has noticed that she was 30 when she lost it..

ShakeMeDown | 12

#2894702 - Friday 15 July 2011 05:13

whoops I mean 20.. iPods are not good for typing

By orangeduck | 6

#2890671 - Thursday 14 July 2011 03:46

Preach Grandma, preach! Praise da lord!

flavboarder | 9

#2891256 - Thursday 14 July 2011 09:50

that is soo gross, why even say that orange duck

smartypants96 | 3

#2895732 - Friday 15 July 2011 07:56

wtf dude thats nasty

By Soloman212 | 28

#2890690 - Thursday 14 July 2011 03:48

How romantic! I'm sure the whole family enjoyed it. Did you ask for an encore?

berrenduh | 0

#2907326 - Saturday 16 July 2011 06:27

that's hilarious

bjdavey | 8

#2914112 - Sunday 17 July 2011 03:38

Haha This is the best FML I have ever heard!

By saIty | 17

#2890710 - Thursday 14 July 2011 03:51

He must have been very specific if it went on for 30 minutes.

rattusrattus | 18

#2890996 - Thursday 14 July 2011 07:23

Here's hoping he's good. Or McGonnagall-level bad.

Complaining | 13

#2896982 - Friday 15 July 2011 11:20

Or just really slow and dramatic.

By shanie123 | 10

#2890712 - Thursday 14 July 2011 03:51

ewwww fyl

Edwinadii | 4

#2897633 - Friday 15 July 2011 01:58

Your only saying eww cus u still imagine them like if they were 80.

shanie123 | 10

#2934838 - Wednesday 20 July 2011 03:20

i'm saying ewww bc i wouldn't want to hear about my parents, let alone my grandparents!

By blackrose01 | 6

#2890714 - Thursday 14 July 2011 03:51

awkward.

By jamie72596 | 9

#2890719 - Thursday 14 July 2011 03:51

Haha, awkward...

middlekid2 | 5

#3014078 - Monday 1 August 2011 11:38

Your cute:)

By babygirlc1 | 5

#2890725 - Thursday 14 July 2011 03:52

vintage

MicMic_fml | 7

#2890899 - Thursday 14 July 2011 06:04

Black & white porn?

By rAnDomDiNoSaWr | 0

#2890737 - Thursday 14 July 2011 03:53

ucky! so srry for you OP.

By IIIXIII | 0

#2890756 - Thursday 14 July 2011 03:56

ultimately hilarious really...

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