Today, the whole family came together to celebrate my grandmother's 80th birthday. My grandfather read a poem he'd written about how he had taken my grandmother's virginity 60 years ago. It went on for about 30 minutes. FML
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saIty
| 17
He must have been very specific if it went on for 30 minutes.
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Soloman212
| 28
How romantic! I'm sure the whole family enjoyed it. Did you ask for an encore?
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Sniper3000
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that must have been horrible srry op
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adamcole20
| 0
grandpas are awesome
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tittymagic
| 0
old people are the best.
kid: grandma will you please say grace?
grandma: oh grace died 10 years ago kid.
lol
kid: grandma will you please say grace?
grandma: oh grace died 10 years ago kid.
lol
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Iamnotmyself
| 17
And then I passionately squeezed her buns, and a fire erupted inside like a volcano bursting at the sunset. Our screams of joy brought forward the feeling of bliss and angry complaints from next door neighbors.
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Tektite
| 14
Just think of it this way OP... They were young at the time? lmao
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lcecreamNSadness
| 2
You too can do it when you become a grandmom.
And blame it on Karma.
And blame it on Karma.
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dolphincheddar
| 10
is there any way I could obtain your grandpas autograph?
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Crncj
| 0
smart. he was smart to right a o
poem about it. and they've been together for 60years or so? damn....
poem about it. and they've been together for 60years or so? damn....
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ollierobs
| 0
It puts the lotion on its skin...
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skillz8
| 0
23 Christmas vacation reference for the win
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ShakeMeDown
| 12
I like how no one has noticed that she was 30 when she lost it..
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ShakeMeDown
| 12
whoops I mean 20.. iPods are not good for typing
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orangeduck
| 6
Preach Grandma, preach! Praise da lord!
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flavboarder
| 9
that is soo gross, why even say that orange duck
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smartypants96
| 3
wtf dude thats nasty
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Soloman212
| 28
How romantic! I'm sure the whole family enjoyed it. Did you ask for an encore?
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berrenduh
| 0
that's hilarious
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bjdavey
| 8
Haha This is the best FML I have ever heard!
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saIty
| 17
He must have been very specific if it went on for 30 minutes.
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rattusrattus
| 18
Here's hoping he's good. Or McGonnagall-level bad.
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Complaining
| 13
Or just really slow and dramatic.
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shanie123
| 10
ewwww fyl
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Edwinadii
| 4
Your only saying eww cus u still imagine them like if they were 80.
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shanie123
| 10
i'm saying ewww bc i wouldn't want to hear about my parents, let alone my grandparents!
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blackrose01
| 6
awkward.
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jamie72596
| 9
Haha, awkward...
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middlekid2
| 5
Your cute:)
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babygirlc1
| 5
vintage
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MicMic_fml
| 7
Black & white porn?
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rAnDomDiNoSaWr
| 0
ucky! so srry for you OP.
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IIIXIII
| 0
ultimately hilarious really...