My fault

By Craig - 05/02/2009 20:13 - United States

Today, I was awarding medals to finalists in a school club. While putting one around someone's neck, I ended up poking a girl in the eye. She tried to be a trooper by continuing to walk across stage, but I guess her eyes got really watery because she missed the step and fell, breaking her ankle. FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 283
You deserved it 8 016

Same thing different taste

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altatude13 0

she deserves alot more than a medal. after a poke in the eye and a broken ankle, she deserves a CRAP load more

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her eye shouldn't have been in your way. good for you

The_CL0GGER 0

OP, just tell yourself this, (says slowly) THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT.

altatude13 0

she deserves alot more than a medal. after a poke in the eye and a broken ankle, she deserves a CRAP load more

I can just imagine the FML from the girl "i was getting a medal and he poked me in the eye and i fell of the stage. FML.

This makes no sense. The OP didn't cause the girl to break her leg. She still had one good eye which means that she retained 80% of her vision (but no depth perception). Try walking across a flat surface (like the stage in the FML) with a blindfold and even then you won't trip 99.9999% of the time. And even if you do trip, you don't auto-break your leg unless you have really weak bones.

read the fml, sir. OP says the girl missed the step, meaning the staircase off the stage, not her own stride. I'm pretty sure loss of depth perception would have an effect in this situation.

Nice excuse to touch a fine prize winning piece of woman.

jonny99a 0

the funnyest thing i heard in ages lol