Today, my female room-mate decided to throw away my xbox, along with a few other possessions because they reminded her of her ex. Furiously, I asked her if "it was that time of the month again." Now I can't feel my balls, and miss my games. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend threw my X-box out the window, because I asked her how much she weighs. FML
Today, I woke up to my balls covered in Icy Hot, a big old "fuck you" note from my girlfriend, and my door slamming shut. I'm starting to get the distinct impression I shouldn't have made that off-hand remark last night about her PMSing, after she rage-quit a game of Mario Kart. FML
Today, my girlfriend destroyed my Xbox, because somewhere in her psycho brain she actually thought it would get me to pay more attention to her, even though I only play 3 hours on a Sunday. Joke's on her, I bought a new one, she’s back on the streets, and I play it a whole lot more now. FML
Today, I came home to find out my roommate sold my PS4, because, "You don't use it anymore." FML
Today, my roommate is being evicted. Since we had some very good memories together, I was sad to come home and see all of her stuff gone...and half of my stuff, too. FML
Today, I entered my bedroom, ready to play some COD on my xbox 360. Instead, I find a note where my xbox used to be. It read "You think you can cheat on me and get away with it? Fuck you. I smashed the hell out of your stupid xbox." It was signed by my girlfriend. I never cheated on her. FML
Today, I came back to my apartment after moving most of my stuff out. Upon returning, I learned that my now ex-roommate drank all of my alcohol and threw away my things, thinking that I had forgotten them. FML
Today, my ex-roommate, who decided to move out when my other roommate and I told her we didn't want a giant dresser for her dogs' clothes and stuff in the dining room, took the door knob out of the door to her former bedroom and threw some of my things in the recycling bin. FML
Today, my roommate of a year and good friend of several more decided to move out. When I came home from a long work shift, I found all the cupboards emptied out of everything, including all the new stuff I bought to replace what she was going to take with her. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend moved out. I came back to a sparsely furnished home; she'd even taken the shower head, my beard trimmer, and the soap from the bathroom. FML
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xMrAndyTranx 4
What a bitch and take her to court
brutal_banger 10
throw her shit out for being a bitchy roommate and make her buy u a new xbox
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alex13013_fml 0
choke a bitch
VeryInvisible 0
I'm a girl and even I think you should've punched her. Some girls ARE crazy during 'that time of the month,' you def didn't deserve to get hit in the balls.
kimilei 0
I'm still waiting for the update from OP about the hospital trip to get his boot out of her taco. Com'on OP, did she get the **** punt yet?? :D
Ejigantor 0
Everyone saying he deserved the kick for asking the question needs to take a step back, think for a minute, and drop the damn double-standard. You're not allowed to say "it's that time of the month" to excuse random / shitty behavior and then get pissed off when later you're acting shitty and are asked if it's 'that time of the month'. I'm not saying all women do this, but there are plenty of females who act like complete terrors one week out of three, and if anyone calls them on being the bitch they are they respond "it's that time of the month" like that makes everything ok and you're not allowed to question them or object to their behavior. Also, if she's man enough to hit you, she's man enough to get hit back. If you get kicked in the nuts, as you automatically start to huddle forward, redirect that motion into a clothesline or a solid cross. If she calls the cops before you do, just explain the situation: yes, you hit her once, in direct response to her kicking you in the crotch. You'll get a warning about hitting girls, to which you play lip service then ignore, she'll get a warning about assault, and then the cops'll get to writing up the incident report about your xbox so you can take it with you to court if she doesn't replace them.
VeilOfVelvet 0
YDI. Yeah she was totally out of line throwing away your stuff for such a dumb reason. But it's just downright low and sexist to ask a girl if she's pissed because it's her "time of the month". Women are entitled to their own moods, any moods, reguardless of what time of month it is. And enough with all the guys saying "blah blah you girls dont know what its like to get hit in the balls". You make a big deal out of it and then you're fine 30 seconds later. I'm sure it's painful but that hardly sounds catastrophic. And keep in mind you're obviously also one of those guys who doesn't see PMS as an excuse. Hypocritical? Ya, pretty much.
boatkicker 5
I'm missing the part where the guys are being hypocritical? The first paragraph you posted made perfect sense, but hte second not so much. Men are hypocritical because they make a big deal out of getting kicked in the balls, but don't believe PMS is an excuse to be a bitch? That makes no sense to me. AND, as a woman, I've got to say, PMS is NOT an excuse to be a bitch.
marcmylife 0
30 seconds?! bull shit! maybe we get up after thirty seconds but we are still in ******* pain! And there is the chance of permanent damage! And no your not entitled to your moods! If i went around and started punching people and they said "What the **** is wrong with you?" I can't reply im allowed to be moody so shut the **** up - then kick them! Your logic is so flawed that its not even logic! It lacks all fundamentals of logic!
Sophie_a7x 0
******* lol! Sucks though. If someone threw out my Xbox, I'd go sick at them. I think you're entitled to ask if it was the time of the month. Everyone know girls act like assholes on the wave. And that was a downright stupid reason to throw away something that cost so much money for such a trivial reason. End of the day, bitch needs to learn to deal with breakups and you need a new room-mate xD
manstie 1
MAN SLAP DAT BITCH FO KILLIN YER KIDS AND YER GAMES!
DeathShad0 1
Kill her. Slowly. You will enjoy it.
masterrbASIAN 0
well, i hope you've found a new room-mate by now... that's unforgivable... srsly
Vomitas 1
She should be punched in the face.