Today, my female room-mate decided to throw away my xbox, along with a few other possessions because they reminded her of her ex. Furiously, I asked her if "it was that time of the month again." Now I can't feel my balls, and miss my games. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend threw my X-box out the window, because I asked her how much she weighs. FML
Today, I woke up to my balls covered in Icy Hot, a big old "fuck you" note from my girlfriend, and my door slamming shut. I'm starting to get the distinct impression I shouldn't have made that off-hand remark last night about her PMSing, after she rage-quit a game of Mario Kart. FML
Today, my girlfriend destroyed my Xbox, because somewhere in her psycho brain she actually thought it would get me to pay more attention to her, even though I only play 3 hours on a Sunday. Joke's on her, I bought a new one, she’s back on the streets, and I play it a whole lot more now. FML
Today, I came home to find out my roommate sold my PS4, because, "You don't use it anymore." FML
Today, my roommate is being evicted. Since we had some very good memories together, I was sad to come home and see all of her stuff gone...and half of my stuff, too. FML
Today, I entered my bedroom, ready to play some COD on my xbox 360. Instead, I find a note where my xbox used to be. It read "You think you can cheat on me and get away with it? Fuck you. I smashed the hell out of your stupid xbox." It was signed by my girlfriend. I never cheated on her. FML
Today, I came back to my apartment after moving most of my stuff out. Upon returning, I learned that my now ex-roommate drank all of my alcohol and threw away my things, thinking that I had forgotten them. FML
Today, my ex-roommate, who decided to move out when my other roommate and I told her we didn't want a giant dresser for her dogs' clothes and stuff in the dining room, took the door knob out of the door to her former bedroom and threw some of my things in the recycling bin. FML
Today, my roommate of a year and good friend of several more decided to move out. When I came home from a long work shift, I found all the cupboards emptied out of everything, including all the new stuff I bought to replace what she was going to take with her. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend moved out. I came back to a sparsely furnished home; she'd even taken the shower head, my beard trimmer, and the soap from the bathroom. FML
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xMrAndyTranx 4
What a bitch and take her to court
brutal_banger 10
throw her shit out for being a bitchy roommate and make her buy u a new xbox
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xxwtfwasthatxx 0
you gotta always protect the McNuggets
b1a2n3a4n5a6s 0
Ok, here's a message for any idiot who says OP deserves it because "he's soooo sexist and mean waaaah you never ever say that to a girl!" **** OFF and GROW UP. There is no valid justification to physically assault someone because you're an overly sensitive bitch who gets upset at the drop of a dime. Also ladies, if you ARE on your period, or getting ready to start, that doesn't give you the right to act like a total ****. Man the hell up, and I say that as a woman. OP, take her to small claims court and kick her the **** out of the apartment.
Nizzit2 0
How are there so many YDI's? This dude got so screwed over by a complete bitch
whatthe_efff 0
What a crazy bitch. Look, everybody getting offended that he asked her if it was her time of the month, shut up. If she throws out ALL of his stuff out because it reminds her of her ex, she deserves more than to get asked if it was her time of the month. Who does this? And then on top of that she kicks him in the nuts. I'm female and I can see past the whole "time of the month" thing and see the big picture, this girl is a psycho bitch. There is seriously something wrong with her. OP you should kick her ass out of your apartment and take her to the People's Court.
justsayingbeach 15
Lol some people need to get a life rather then getting so angry about others...
menschmaschine5 0
Dump her ass. She obviously has no respect for your property/ Lots of guys own an Xbox, and if that reminds her of an ex so much, she's obviously not over him, and a complete princess to boot. As long as you don't spend the majority of your time playing videogames, she has no right to even complain.
menschmaschine5 0
Wow, I assumed it was girlfriend and didn't read carefully enough. And it's too late to edit. The princess comment still stands, though, and you really need to find a new roommate. Also, I'd hold her to retrieving/replacing everything she threw away and taking legal action if necessary.
CaseAndPoint 0
Okay we all know the facts. 1) Bitch needs to pay him back in someway and then move the hell out of there. 2) The comment he made was not necessary, but there is no reason to assault someone over a single comment. I can't even come up with any type of comment that would make a guy angry enough to hit a women, maybe another guy if he made a comment like "Haha dude you just got Nuked for like the 30th time in a row on CoD!", but that would be a joking shot to the nuts. The point is you don't make a comment that you know will piss someone off in that situation, FYL OP and I do hope that you can settle this matter out of the goddamn court like all these people keep saying.
bds0688 0
It in fact was justified and necessary. She's clearly a bitch. Treat her like such.
jweezy101 0
My good I freaking hate when women use that god damn pms card. Like it is a total twinkie defense. I am not responsible for being a bitch because my hormones are a little out of whack. If that was a valid defense 12-14 year old boys should be able to pull the my hormones are out of whack. PMS is bs it might be medically real but is no excuse for being a bitch.
bds0688 0
*slow clap*
lexie206 0
both YDI and fyl, YDI because all guys should know it pisses almost any girl off when they make a reference to her period when she isn't in a good mood, fyl because that's wrong to throw away other peoples stuff just because "it reminds her of her ex." IMO, she needs some help.
DeadHorseman 11
looks like wayne brady is gonna have to choke a bitch