Today, my female room-mate decided to throw away my xbox, along with a few other possessions because they reminded her of her ex. Furiously, I asked her if "it was that time of the month again." Now I can't feel my balls, and miss my games. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend threw my X-box out the window, because I asked her how much she weighs. FML
Today, I woke up to my balls covered in Icy Hot, a big old "fuck you" note from my girlfriend, and my door slamming shut. I'm starting to get the distinct impression I shouldn't have made that off-hand remark last night about her PMSing, after she rage-quit a game of Mario Kart. FML
Today, my girlfriend destroyed my Xbox, because somewhere in her psycho brain she actually thought it would get me to pay more attention to her, even though I only play 3 hours on a Sunday. Joke's on her, I bought a new one, she’s back on the streets, and I play it a whole lot more now. FML
Today, I came home to find out my roommate sold my PS4, because, "You don't use it anymore." FML
Today, my roommate is being evicted. Since we had some very good memories together, I was sad to come home and see all of her stuff gone...and half of my stuff, too. FML
Today, I entered my bedroom, ready to play some COD on my xbox 360. Instead, I find a note where my xbox used to be. It read "You think you can cheat on me and get away with it? Fuck you. I smashed the hell out of your stupid xbox." It was signed by my girlfriend. I never cheated on her. FML
Today, I came back to my apartment after moving most of my stuff out. Upon returning, I learned that my now ex-roommate drank all of my alcohol and threw away my things, thinking that I had forgotten them. FML
Today, my ex-roommate, who decided to move out when my other roommate and I told her we didn't want a giant dresser for her dogs' clothes and stuff in the dining room, took the door knob out of the door to her former bedroom and threw some of my things in the recycling bin. FML
Today, my roommate of a year and good friend of several more decided to move out. When I came home from a long work shift, I found all the cupboards emptied out of everything, including all the new stuff I bought to replace what she was going to take with her. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend moved out. I came back to a sparsely furnished home; she'd even taken the shower head, my beard trimmer, and the soap from the bathroom. FML
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xMrAndyTranx 4
What a bitch and take her to court
brutal_banger 10
throw her shit out for being a bitchy roommate and make her buy u a new xbox
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jsrjonah 0
this is one of the rare situations where it is perfectly acceptable to beat the everloving shit out of a woman... give her a reason to be emotional about stupid shit
xxhappyninjaxx 0
that girl has some mental issues. no normal person does that I've met many people that remind me of my ex an i don't go around destroying there property and assulting them! you need to move out because she clearly not in the best mental state!!! p.s. make sure you sue her for the replacement of ur property!
Zenn0 0
Slap the bitch
sucks4you09 0
haha burned FYL
Stop_DropRoll 0
FYL for the crazy roommate, but YDI for saying that. never say that to a girl!
Letomi 0
The first part really really sucks. That girl is psychotic. All the more reason why you shouldn't have asked that question. Guys, for your own safety, don't ask that question. If you're wrong, you look like a total asshole. If you're right, there's no way to judge how a girl will respond but it's very possible that the reaction will be violent. Next time, tell her that she's buying you a new one or you're calling the cops to MAKE her. That is a smarter thing to say.
marcmylife 0
If you ask there is no such thing as being wrong! DER! If he had said your PMSing then he could have been wrong!
t0xicfaerie 4
Really, in this case, he doesn't look like an asshole. She threw away his stuff and she had no right to do that. She could have just asked him to hide it so she couldn't see it. That's expensive stuff!
burbujas15 0
Kudos to her ex for breaking up with her. She's a selfish psychotic bitch. I'm not one to really care for videogames and all but my boyfriend loves them and I know how much they mean to him. Let alone any possession. PMS, breakups, whatever...None of that is an excuse for touching YOUR stuff! I would have slugged her, tbh, she totally deserves it. That and some serious counseling. Take her ass to court!
screwballjtw 0
it should have been the *only* posible reason anyone would be such a bitch...
Bunbu 8
That's what you get for asking a woman that. You do not understand how offensive that is. As for the breaking your xbox, that's kind of ridiculous. But you did deserve to get punched in the balls.
b1a2n3a4n5a6s 0
Bullshit. It isn't 'kind of' ridiculous that she destroyed his personal property because she's a whiny emo cow. It was illegal and a bitchy move from her. And no guy 'deserves' to get punched in the balls for asking that question. A verbal 'insult' doesn't equate to a physical assault, you bimbo. She had no right to do that and he did NOT deserve that. It's women like that who MAKE guys ask that question, because they flip way the **** out whenever they're on or about to start their rag. Then they act like they have some sort of right to be total bitches to anyone they feel like, and God forbid you question why they're acting that way. "I'm on my period/I'm PMS'ing, so shut the **** up and go away!"
ChaosX5 0
nvm, guy above worded my comment better than me.
Blazikengirl 4
^You should calm the **** down. A guy should never say that to a girl, so YDI. And also, this is ******* funny! This acc made me LOL
b1a2n3a4n5a6s 0
A guy should never say something that rude to a woman who -deserves- respect. But she doesn't get treated with respect or common courtesy, she gets treated like the bitch she acted like. No guy deserves a physical assault because he was rude to someone who destroyed his personal property. This isn't a playground where it's ok to kick people because they called you a mean name. If you honestly think an extremely painful attack that can lead to permanent injury is an ok response to a rude question, you need to grow the hell up. Edit: And I say all this as a woman. This bitch acted way out of line and this guy did NOT deserve that kick.
xSCALEYMANFISHx 0
normally I'm against hitting women but I would definitely punch that bitch in the face. all you bitches on here saying "ydi for saying that, it's so offensive," until you grow balls and feel what it's like to get hit in them then you can actually speak.