Today, my female room-mate decided to throw away my xbox, along with a few other possessions because they reminded her of her ex. Furiously, I asked her if "it was that time of the month again." Now I can't feel my balls, and miss my games. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend threw my X-box out the window, because I asked her how much she weighs. FML
Today, I woke up to my balls covered in Icy Hot, a big old "fuck you" note from my girlfriend, and my door slamming shut. I'm starting to get the distinct impression I shouldn't have made that off-hand remark last night about her PMSing, after she rage-quit a game of Mario Kart. FML
Today, my girlfriend destroyed my Xbox, because somewhere in her psycho brain she actually thought it would get me to pay more attention to her, even though I only play 3 hours on a Sunday. Joke's on her, I bought a new one, she’s back on the streets, and I play it a whole lot more now. FML
Today, I came home to find out my roommate sold my PS4, because, "You don't use it anymore." FML
Today, my roommate is being evicted. Since we had some very good memories together, I was sad to come home and see all of her stuff gone...and half of my stuff, too. FML
Today, I entered my bedroom, ready to play some COD on my xbox 360. Instead, I find a note where my xbox used to be. It read "You think you can cheat on me and get away with it? Fuck you. I smashed the hell out of your stupid xbox." It was signed by my girlfriend. I never cheated on her. FML
Today, I came back to my apartment after moving most of my stuff out. Upon returning, I learned that my now ex-roommate drank all of my alcohol and threw away my things, thinking that I had forgotten them. FML
Today, my ex-roommate, who decided to move out when my other roommate and I told her we didn't want a giant dresser for her dogs' clothes and stuff in the dining room, took the door knob out of the door to her former bedroom and threw some of my things in the recycling bin. FML
Today, my roommate of a year and good friend of several more decided to move out. When I came home from a long work shift, I found all the cupboards emptied out of everything, including all the new stuff I bought to replace what she was going to take with her. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend moved out. I came back to a sparsely furnished home; she'd even taken the shower head, my beard trimmer, and the soap from the bathroom. FML
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xMrAndyTranx 4
What a bitch and take her to court
brutal_banger 10
throw her shit out for being a bitchy roommate and make her buy u a new xbox
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ysostupid 9
Befriend her ex and constantly bring him around to play on your new Xbox
conflictedebola 20
You in no way deserve her throwing out your stuff, and holy shit what a ****. But at the risk of facing stereotypical internet male comments (inb4 'Not AALLL internet males'), you have no idea how annoying it gets to be asked if you're on your period every time you express any type of specific emotion. Shit gets old real quick. It's a good way to get kicked in the balls, regardless of whether or not she may or may not be on her period. (Disclaimer; I don't condone genital violence in any way shape or form. For your own safety though, just don't make the period comment, as tempting as it may be. Don't you do it.)
sevazilla 21
Women ain't shit, especially that bitch Sue her ass and make her buy you a new xbox Throw her stuff out too Bitch
Shrekie_fml 23
Knock the ****** **** out, take her money and replace everything, keep what's left over for putting you through that then punch her in the tit. Done.
the_rad_brad47 18
That's when she needs to come home to a barrel of burn clothes and a stack money on your hands from the sold jewelry
lolfml248 8
The reason why so people clicked YDI was because of his comeback. I personally clicked both.
justsayingbeach 15
Stupid comment unless you actually think PMS is a valid reason to be a physco
m41ausmc 2
human body parts go pretty high on black market... she would be buying it back
Slytherin13 4
That's f***ed up!
BooBooKittyF11 21
make her buy you new stuff thats rude of her