Today, my female room-mate decided to throw away my xbox, along with a few other possessions because they reminded her of her ex. Furiously, I asked her if "it was that time of the month again." Now I can't feel my balls, and miss my games. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend threw my X-box out the window, because I asked her how much she weighs. FML
Today, I woke up to my balls covered in Icy Hot, a big old "fuck you" note from my girlfriend, and my door slamming shut. I'm starting to get the distinct impression I shouldn't have made that off-hand remark last night about her PMSing, after she rage-quit a game of Mario Kart. FML
Today, my girlfriend destroyed my Xbox, because somewhere in her psycho brain she actually thought it would get me to pay more attention to her, even though I only play 3 hours on a Sunday. Joke's on her, I bought a new one, she’s back on the streets, and I play it a whole lot more now. FML
Today, I came home to find out my roommate sold my PS4, because, "You don't use it anymore." FML
Today, my roommate is being evicted. Since we had some very good memories together, I was sad to come home and see all of her stuff gone...and half of my stuff, too. FML
Today, I entered my bedroom, ready to play some COD on my xbox 360. Instead, I find a note where my xbox used to be. It read "You think you can cheat on me and get away with it? Fuck you. I smashed the hell out of your stupid xbox." It was signed by my girlfriend. I never cheated on her. FML
Today, I came back to my apartment after moving most of my stuff out. Upon returning, I learned that my now ex-roommate drank all of my alcohol and threw away my things, thinking that I had forgotten them. FML
Today, my ex-roommate, who decided to move out when my other roommate and I told her we didn't want a giant dresser for her dogs' clothes and stuff in the dining room, took the door knob out of the door to her former bedroom and threw some of my things in the recycling bin. FML
Today, my roommate of a year and good friend of several more decided to move out. When I came home from a long work shift, I found all the cupboards emptied out of everything, including all the new stuff I bought to replace what she was going to take with her. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend moved out. I came back to a sparsely furnished home; she'd even taken the shower head, my beard trimmer, and the soap from the bathroom. FML
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xMrAndyTranx 4
What a bitch and take her to court
brutal_banger 10
throw her shit out for being a bitchy roommate and make her buy u a new xbox
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oliviasmilez 0
Her reply:"yes...How did you know?"
Maycontainnuts 17
Sounds like OP was saying it mid rant. Call the police that is NOT on no matter what. You don't just throw someone's stuff out, especially hundreds of pounds worth, especially without asking them first and definitely not just because of boyfriend problems. If OP was shouting he probably just wanted to say the thing that would annoy / upset her the most, which tbh I think is fair enough. But you guys who comment with quips about periods are being rather immature. Blaming irrationality on periods gives the impression that all girls are irrational, and that they are not in control of their emotions but that this doesn't affect guys.
REFF_fml 9
Damn.. So this is how the world will end
droptableusers 7
I would have eaten the flesh out of her face for doing that.
KingreX32 21
what the ****. burn her shit.
insomniac8400 13
Throw away her expensive shoes or groceries or tampons or whatever it is girls have
sidward101 9
why do women always overreact to any mention of a period?
thatbritkiddd 5
People don't realise that it's probably her time of the month
Ipsum629 13
your roommate is a special kind of stupid isn't she? plenty of men have xboxes. I'm a PC gamer, but consoles are fine.
redstone7693 29
dumbass bitch. throw her vibrator out and see how she likes it hahahahahahaha