Today, my female room-mate decided to throw away my xbox, along with a few other possessions because they reminded her of her ex. Furiously, I asked her if "it was that time of the month again." Now I can't feel my balls, and miss my games. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend threw my X-box out the window, because I asked her how much she weighs. FML
Today, I woke up to my balls covered in Icy Hot, a big old "fuck you" note from my girlfriend, and my door slamming shut. I'm starting to get the distinct impression I shouldn't have made that off-hand remark last night about her PMSing, after she rage-quit a game of Mario Kart. FML
Today, my girlfriend destroyed my Xbox, because somewhere in her psycho brain she actually thought it would get me to pay more attention to her, even though I only play 3 hours on a Sunday. Joke's on her, I bought a new one, she’s back on the streets, and I play it a whole lot more now. FML
Today, I came home to find out my roommate sold my PS4, because, "You don't use it anymore." FML
Today, my roommate is being evicted. Since we had some very good memories together, I was sad to come home and see all of her stuff gone...and half of my stuff, too. FML
Today, I entered my bedroom, ready to play some COD on my xbox 360. Instead, I find a note where my xbox used to be. It read "You think you can cheat on me and get away with it? Fuck you. I smashed the hell out of your stupid xbox." It was signed by my girlfriend. I never cheated on her. FML
Today, I came back to my apartment after moving most of my stuff out. Upon returning, I learned that my now ex-roommate drank all of my alcohol and threw away my things, thinking that I had forgotten them. FML
Today, my ex-roommate, who decided to move out when my other roommate and I told her we didn't want a giant dresser for her dogs' clothes and stuff in the dining room, took the door knob out of the door to her former bedroom and threw some of my things in the recycling bin. FML
Today, my roommate of a year and good friend of several more decided to move out. When I came home from a long work shift, I found all the cupboards emptied out of everything, including all the new stuff I bought to replace what she was going to take with her. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend moved out. I came back to a sparsely furnished home; she'd even taken the shower head, my beard trimmer, and the soap from the bathroom. FML
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xMrAndyTranx 4
What a bitch and take her to court
brutal_banger 10
throw her shit out for being a bitchy roommate and make her buy u a new xbox
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Comments (257)
SHIT_A_BANANA 0
xbox is gay. let's pay for Internet a second time. and have terrible graphics :D
hawtsawze 0
You should make her pay to replace them. Those are your things. She probably deserved to get dumped anyway for being such a b*tch. If she touched your crotch, you should press charges against her too. That's so abusive and wrong. Kick her out and get a new roommate.
MattCole 0
Rape her... just kidding, but you should at least destroy every last thing she owns.
dg72592_fml 0
wow that sucks that's so ridiculous
FMLopinion 0
Ouch, that sucks. Your roommate is an irrational, foolish, selfish bitch. Something reminding her of her ex doesn't give her the right to mess with any of your property, and definitely doesn't give her the right to destroy it. You have the right to do what you want with your free time, and if you want to play video games, then do it, as long as you aren't playing them 24/7 or until a point that it becomes a problem. If the games were a problem she should have spoken to you about them and talked things out, instead of destroying them. It's pretty damn selfish that she thinks that everything should be how she wants it and no other way (else she wouldn't have thrown it out..) She shouldn't have kicked you in the balls; that's ridiculous. You could have said something to her without mentioning "that time of the month." There's no excuse for her to be so irrational no matter what time of the month it is. Take her to court; maybe then she'll learn.
Cookiegirl222 0
So I agree with you that she should not have thrown his xbox and other stuff out. But he so deserved that kick.
sirbrickrock1 0
throw away something of that bitch roomate's, then say sorry this reminds me of my Ex. oh and next time you throw away my stuff, i'll not only shit your face also but on your, ex's, yo mama's, and obama's face also bitch.
tubz84 2
pimp slap that hoe :P
wooters 1
wow @ 44 so ur on the chicks side? she shot away like 300$ worth of crap and assaulted him and it's ydi cause he said it was
SirPsycho1989 0
98 and 99 ftw!
happigirl 0
wow..