Today, my female room-mate decided to throw away my xbox, along with a few other possessions because they reminded her of her ex. Furiously, I asked her if "it was that time of the month again." Now I can't feel my balls, and miss my games. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend threw my X-box out the window, because I asked her how much she weighs. FML
Today, I woke up to my balls covered in Icy Hot, a big old "fuck you" note from my girlfriend, and my door slamming shut. I'm starting to get the distinct impression I shouldn't have made that off-hand remark last night about her PMSing, after she rage-quit a game of Mario Kart. FML
Today, my girlfriend destroyed my Xbox, because somewhere in her psycho brain she actually thought it would get me to pay more attention to her, even though I only play 3 hours on a Sunday. Joke's on her, I bought a new one, she’s back on the streets, and I play it a whole lot more now. FML
Today, I came home to find out my roommate sold my PS4, because, "You don't use it anymore." FML
Today, my roommate is being evicted. Since we had some very good memories together, I was sad to come home and see all of her stuff gone...and half of my stuff, too. FML
Today, I entered my bedroom, ready to play some COD on my xbox 360. Instead, I find a note where my xbox used to be. It read "You think you can cheat on me and get away with it? Fuck you. I smashed the hell out of your stupid xbox." It was signed by my girlfriend. I never cheated on her. FML
Today, I came back to my apartment after moving most of my stuff out. Upon returning, I learned that my now ex-roommate drank all of my alcohol and threw away my things, thinking that I had forgotten them. FML
Today, my ex-roommate, who decided to move out when my other roommate and I told her we didn't want a giant dresser for her dogs' clothes and stuff in the dining room, took the door knob out of the door to her former bedroom and threw some of my things in the recycling bin. FML
Today, my roommate of a year and good friend of several more decided to move out. When I came home from a long work shift, I found all the cupboards emptied out of everything, including all the new stuff I bought to replace what she was going to take with her. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend moved out. I came back to a sparsely furnished home; she'd even taken the shower head, my beard trimmer, and the soap from the bathroom. FML
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xMrAndyTranx 4
What a bitch and take her to court
brutal_banger 10
throw her shit out for being a bitchy roommate and make her buy u a new xbox
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ayjayyuk 0
she destroyed your xbox, you destroy her face. simples.
love_game911 0
she probebly broke up with her boyfriend not too long ago.....now I'm a girl and I have to say this....if she kicked u in the balls then I would smack her as hard as possible!!!!! or she was just drunk or something....I feel bad for u!!! Dx
Houndourpup 0
YDI YDI YDI! Never ever do that op.
tisiphone_fml 0
Dude, I'm female, and your roommate is straight up nuts. We've all been through break-ups, and while sad, they do not make it OK to destroy an innocent bystander's possessions, especially if they cost hundreds of dollars. Nor do hormones make it okay to beat the crap out of somebody. As a woman, I strongly believe that any woman who gets that violent due to her menstrual cycle or birth control pills needs to see a doctor for medicine or therapy to regulate her hormones, because severe hormonal imbalances are a treatable medical condition. My opinion? If she won't pay for your stuff when she calms down, take her to small claims court.
ImaginaryFoe 1
It was a sexist statement because if it was a dude, he would've just called hom a douche and possibly kicked his ass. The roommate should've been grateful that the OP was a sexist.
Mrninjaturtle 0
thatz my cue to cut a bitch that shit cost money and she just thought it was ok to just throw it out over some stupid "it reminds me of my ex" I dont giv a **** if it reminded u of ur dead grandmother. where in hell does she thinks she gets off throwin out other peoples stuff I say kick her ass out, sue her, and make her pay for ur stuff
thatevilguy666 0
shave her head. shove a 12inch ***** up her ass and use 3 rolls of duck tape to hold it there. than break her nose. have a nice day
bostonfan 0
to the people who say that she is a psycho bitch: kudos, beat me to it to the people who say that he deserved to be hit in the nuts: look, girls have no idea how much ballshots hurt. and guys are allowed to bring up periods if their games are messed with for no reason. op: hire some thugs to eat your girlfriend. or just get her arrested
NoMercy1 0
YDI for not knowing how to use quotes. I wasn't there but you didn't say "it was that time of the month again."
kaylaamariee 9
wow. never say that. never. lol fyl