Today, my female room-mate decided to throw away my xbox, along with a few other possessions because they reminded her of her ex. Furiously, I asked her if "it was that time of the month again." Now I can't feel my balls, and miss my games. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend threw my X-box out the window, because I asked her how much she weighs. FML
Today, I woke up to my balls covered in Icy Hot, a big old "fuck you" note from my girlfriend, and my door slamming shut. I'm starting to get the distinct impression I shouldn't have made that off-hand remark last night about her PMSing, after she rage-quit a game of Mario Kart. FML
Today, my girlfriend destroyed my Xbox, because somewhere in her psycho brain she actually thought it would get me to pay more attention to her, even though I only play 3 hours on a Sunday. Joke's on her, I bought a new one, she’s back on the streets, and I play it a whole lot more now. FML
Today, I came home to find out my roommate sold my PS4, because, "You don't use it anymore." FML
Today, my roommate is being evicted. Since we had some very good memories together, I was sad to come home and see all of her stuff gone...and half of my stuff, too. FML
Today, I entered my bedroom, ready to play some COD on my xbox 360. Instead, I find a note where my xbox used to be. It read "You think you can cheat on me and get away with it? Fuck you. I smashed the hell out of your stupid xbox." It was signed by my girlfriend. I never cheated on her. FML
Today, I came back to my apartment after moving most of my stuff out. Upon returning, I learned that my now ex-roommate drank all of my alcohol and threw away my things, thinking that I had forgotten them. FML
Today, my ex-roommate, who decided to move out when my other roommate and I told her we didn't want a giant dresser for her dogs' clothes and stuff in the dining room, took the door knob out of the door to her former bedroom and threw some of my things in the recycling bin. FML
Today, my roommate of a year and good friend of several more decided to move out. When I came home from a long work shift, I found all the cupboards emptied out of everything, including all the new stuff I bought to replace what she was going to take with her. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend moved out. I came back to a sparsely furnished home; she'd even taken the shower head, my beard trimmer, and the soap from the bathroom. FML
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xMrAndyTranx 4
What a bitch and take her to court
brutal_banger 10
throw her shit out for being a bitchy roommate and make her buy u a new xbox
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Comments (257)
teacher411 0
FYL. That bitch is crazy. Kick her out and meke her buy you a new Xbox!
Locoluis 15
YDI for letting her get away with it all.
FlyPhoenix 0
YDI Buddy but she should owe you a new x-box and games!
Richmond24 6
Thats ******, she throws ur stuff out but i have to say the pms shit, you should have known no good would come from that
DeathShad0 1
"You deserve getting kicked in the balls for asking 'is it that time of the month again'." What the **** is wrong with some of you people? A simple comment does not warrant a kick to the balls and possible permanent damage. A kick to the balls is equivalent to a kick to the ovaries, since the testicles are basically the same as them in sensitivity.
SumKid_fml 0
Wtf I would have made her pay for everything and then kick her out!
superkitten_fml 0
What the hell? Who just goes and throws out other peoples stuff because it reminds them of someone? Also, how is it sexist if he asked her if it was that time of the month? It was a question, and anyone would ask that after what she did. FYL for having to put up with an insane room mate.
r0ck5t4r 3
Any girl who punches a guy in the nuts (when not in self defense) should be inflicted with something equally painful. i'm a girl, and i understand that even though it may seem funny to see a guy grab his crotch and double over, it sure as hell isn't funny if you're the guy who's balls just got hit. no girl should ever hit a guy in the balls, whether as a joke or because they're pissed at them.
r0ck5t4r 3
if a girl pissed off a man and he punched her in the face (which probably hurts a lot less) he would be arrested
dman5 0
that sucks balls, in which u can't feel lmao. fyl