Today, my female room-mate decided to throw away my xbox, along with a few other possessions because they reminded her of her ex. Furiously, I asked her if "it was that time of the month again." Now I can't feel my balls, and miss my games. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend threw my X-box out the window, because I asked her how much she weighs. FML
Today, I woke up to my balls covered in Icy Hot, a big old "fuck you" note from my girlfriend, and my door slamming shut. I'm starting to get the distinct impression I shouldn't have made that off-hand remark last night about her PMSing, after she rage-quit a game of Mario Kart. FML
Today, my girlfriend destroyed my Xbox, because somewhere in her psycho brain she actually thought it would get me to pay more attention to her, even though I only play 3 hours on a Sunday. Joke's on her, I bought a new one, she’s back on the streets, and I play it a whole lot more now. FML
Today, I came home to find out my roommate sold my PS4, because, "You don't use it anymore." FML
Today, my roommate is being evicted. Since we had some very good memories together, I was sad to come home and see all of her stuff gone...and half of my stuff, too. FML
Today, I entered my bedroom, ready to play some COD on my xbox 360. Instead, I find a note where my xbox used to be. It read "You think you can cheat on me and get away with it? Fuck you. I smashed the hell out of your stupid xbox." It was signed by my girlfriend. I never cheated on her. FML
Today, I came back to my apartment after moving most of my stuff out. Upon returning, I learned that my now ex-roommate drank all of my alcohol and threw away my things, thinking that I had forgotten them. FML
Today, my ex-roommate, who decided to move out when my other roommate and I told her we didn't want a giant dresser for her dogs' clothes and stuff in the dining room, took the door knob out of the door to her former bedroom and threw some of my things in the recycling bin. FML
Today, my roommate of a year and good friend of several more decided to move out. When I came home from a long work shift, I found all the cupboards emptied out of everything, including all the new stuff I bought to replace what she was going to take with her. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend moved out. I came back to a sparsely furnished home; she'd even taken the shower head, my beard trimmer, and the soap from the bathroom. FML
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xMrAndyTranx 4
What a bitch and take her to court
brutal_banger 10
throw her shit out for being a bitchy roommate and make her buy u a new xbox
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Comments (257)
ellawea 0
Poor You! I bet you were adicted anyhow!
screwballjtw 0
poor you! you think that your coment is witty!
Zer0_Zer0 0
Hmm.
catherinee 0
Oh my, sucks to be you!
ichtudirweh 0
She was way out of line, you do NOT throw away another person's belongings just because they remind you of your ex, especially expensive ones like an Xbox. Get over it. Girls like that piss me off so much, but guys, you should all know by now asking us if it's "that time of the month" will only piss us off more.
alex_vik 1
Destruction of personal property and aggravated assault. Take her to court.
blastvortex 4
Hell hath no wrath like a woman scorned. That was a pretty foolish thing to say, man.
lolly61191 0
yeah you shouldn't ask a female if it's her time of the month because if it is that will piss her off more and you'll get kicked in the balls and if it's not you'll piss her off and she'll kick you in the balls. I'm just sayin'
MakeupBurn 0
Sexist or not the roomie has no right to be touching anything but her own stuff. She should compensate for the xbox.
lindsaylikeomg 0
obviously she's a complete bitch for throwing out the OP's stuff and hitting his balls, but asking an angry girl if she's on her period is only going to piss her off more and she'll be less likely to be reasonable about retrieving/replacing the stuff she got rid of...
idkweird 0
Then they should go to court. What else was he going to think when she irrationally threw out HIS stuff? I would probably ask the same damn thing, and Im a female. And she WOULD be paying for it. Whether or not she wanted to. Also, she'd have nowhere to live, or no roommate, depending on the situation.
The_Disturbed 5
To everyone who's saying that saying "That time of the month" is sexist...it's really not. It's a natural process. I say it to my girlfriend/female friends all the time and we always laugh about it. I don't know one girl who takes it offensively. Then again, maybe they've got brains and don't see everything as a stab at the fact they're females >.< damn women's rights activists...they take this stuff too far... Either way OP, FYL. And clearly, she WAS on. Maybe next time wear a cricket box before confronting her xD