Today, my little sister was rhyming words with "truck." When...

By iheartkanye - 30/06/2019 20:01

Today, my little sister was rhyming words with "truck." When she came to "fuck", I told her never to say that word again because it was bad. She ran around the house screaming it. I'm in trouble for being "a bad influence." FML

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BurnInDemonFire 32

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Monday 1 July 2019 1:47

"Ain't it a shame that you can't say 'Fuck' Fuck's just a word and it's all fucked up Like a fucked up punk with a fucked up mouth..."

Charlie Given 25

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Monday 1 July 2019 0:23

lol it's just part of the fun of being a older sibling, just teach her the words like fruck and shhh-it or mother frucker lol

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Charlie Given 25

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Monday 1 July 2019 0:23

lol it's just part of the fun of being a older sibling, just teach her the words like fruck and shhh-it or mother frucker lol

BurnInDemonFire 32

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Monday 1 July 2019 1:47

"Ain't it a shame that you can't say 'Fuck' Fuck's just a word and it's all fucked up Like a fucked up punk with a fucked up mouth..."

Jon Artz 11

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Monday 1 July 2019 3:33

They'll learn it anyways. Ive never understood why people care so much, seeing at its a normal word these days.

raven_of_azarath 34

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Monday 1 July 2019 4:16

Honestly, “bad” words just don’t make sense anyway. Like, who decides them? Why are the chosen? What’s even the point?

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Saturday 6 July 2019 3:58

Religious crazies, because they don't like the sharp, aggressive tone of the words. And then they became extra offensive when they evolved into words like "motherfucker". Plus, "cunt" is considered offensive and demeaning to women, so most people who hate swearing tend to want it to stop before kids learn it exists.

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