Today, my father called me for the first time in two weeks since I moved away. Excited, I answered the phone. It was a mistake. He thought he'd called my sister. FML
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Today, I got a missed call from my dad, who hasn't talked to me in months and has vowed not to have anything to do with me. I called him back excitedly and apologized for missing his call, and we had a 20-second conversation about how his phone accidentally dialed my number. FML
Today, my phone rang for the first time in four days. It was my mom. She dialed the wrong number. FML
Today, I called my dad, because I haven't spoken to him in a while, and I wanted to invite him to my graduation in May. When he picked up, I said, "Hey, how have you been, dad?" He scoffed, "Wrong number" and hung up the phone. FML
Today, I accidentally called my Dad “Babe” on the phone. FML
Today, my oldest son answered my phone call much to my surprise as we haven't spoken in a year. The first words out of his mouth were, "I didn't mean to pick up the phone." He then hung up. FML
Today, I got the guts to call my dad for the first time in nine years. He said he "almost didn't remember" he "had another daughter." Another? FML
Today, I finally had a phone call after a week of nothing. It was my mother. It was by accident. FML
Today, for the first time in over a year, my mother actually called me. I excitedly picked up the phone. All I heard was rustling; her purse dialed me. FML
Today, my estranged, alcoholic father decided to tell me I have a sister. After 30 minutes of him describing how beautiful she is, how much we look alike, and how she has lived one town away from me her entire life, I was excited to the point of tears. Too bad she died a year ago. Thanks dad. FML
Today, I called my dad to inform him I was coming home from college for the weekend. Expecting him to be excited, he responded with "why?" This weekend was my birthday. FML
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Top comments
allmidnighteyes 11
You should've pretended to be your sister anyways. It would've made for some interesting conversation.
Bloodknight 22
atleast now you know your place in the family.
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Comments (25)
rukusrazor 0
Well yeah! Your sister is the interesting one.
puddinpowder 0
LOL YDI I can already see why he'd rather call your sister. Obviously, you are their "victim" child. guilt tripping your parents. Get over it, post an FML when you earn one. p.s. crybaby
elevator_paradox 0
I miss you Kellye! Come home. :(
Zombrex 0
2 weeks.... calm down its not that big of a deal maybe 2 years and i would feel bad
thatonegirl14 0
wat does OP and YDI mean ? im new
PhishloverA 14
OP is original poster, and YDI means you deserve it
edris_305 21
Possibly he must be trying to play a joke on you :-)