I really hope you're kidding. Otherwise you're just a jackass.

"Next time" hehehe

Yeah they were kidding. That shouldn't even be questionable..

You have bad parents in my opinion, OP. the first thing they should be concerned with and the most important thing to them should be your wellbeing! They should have been upset and scared that their child was hurt. To yell at a person who just got hurt badly, especially if it was no fault of their own, is awful and indecent! Even worse if it's by their own parents. FYL, OP.

Have you never stepped on a Lego?

I sometimes put legos in my shoes before I put them on.

#17 You probably didn't have a hard time getting into the Salty Spitoon then.

I wonder if anyone's ever broken their ribs in a freak accident with legos... If it has, god have mercy on him

Man, getting in there was easier than walking into Mordor, and that was pretty easy.

Speaking bout' legos, don't worry OP, whoever ran you over will probably step on a really tiny painful lego. Karma ain't far behind! :)

28 - The only way I can think of doing that is by falling face first into them, and that has to be the worst kind of pain.

1000 Ways To Die...Stepping on a Lego, Falling and breaking 3 ribs..

Do you mean OP needs to get his act together or that God needs to get his act together? :D

Yes.