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By Anonymous - United States Today, I got to drop off my boyfriend at his newest place of residence: jail. FML I agree, your life sucks 23139 You deserved it 5129 101 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - El Cajon Today, my psycho landlord threatened to take me to court if I don't pay my rent on time this month. I'd totally understand if he weren't my father-in-law, and if the reason I didn't pay on time before was because of hospital fees I'd incurred for an emergency appendectomy. FML I agree, your life sucks 24497 You deserved it 2546 32 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By toametru1 - United States - Los Angeles Today, I mockingly made "President Trump" jokes all day to my friends, knowing Clinton was bound to win the election. FML I agree, your life sucks 12078 You deserved it 8878 71 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By mitochondriaisthepowerhouseofthecell Today, I had my final piano performance. There is a guy in my class who constantly tells me I suck at piano, so I was looking forward to watching him play badly since he never practices. Instead, he played the most beautiful music that would make Mozart weep. He got a standing ovation. FML I agree, your life sucks 2496 You deserved it 681 11 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By me - United States - Bronx Today, as a part of my autobiography project for school, I needed to have 2 friends and 2 family members each write me a letter. I ended up having to forge 3 letters. FML I agree, your life sucks 45081 You deserved it 3820 68 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By jodibut - United States Today, I put my boyfriend's t-shirt on and took sexy pictures with nothing else but panties. I then sent him the pictures. His reply was, "Can you wash that when you're done?" FML I agree, your life sucks 36608 You deserved it 8011 217 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United Kingdom - Tipton Today, my mom told me all about how I was conceived in a Disney Land toilet. FML I agree, your life sucks 46523 You deserved it 4063 108 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Farah - Bangladesh Today, I e-mailed an employer to ask about a job I had applied for earlier. The employer in question was on vacation. The person who replied had the position which I had applied for mentioned in their signature. FML I agree, your life sucks 10771 You deserved it 775 15 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By notfatanymore - Germany Today, the guy I've recently started seeing confided that he's relieved I'm on the heavier side, and that he has a thing for watching chubby women eat. I just reached my ideal weight after losing 40 pounds. FML I agree, your life sucks 38253 You deserved it 4070 117 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, I applied for college graduation. Turns out my advisor screwed me over and now I'm 1 credit hour short of getting my degree. Now I have to wait another semester and pay $3,500 just to take a one hour class on Bowling so that I can graduate. FML I agree, your life sucks 43663 You deserved it 6155 140 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By fml1977 - United States Honest Today, in the middle of having sex, my girlfriend stopped moaning. I asked what was wrong. She said, "I'm bored." FML I agree, your life sucks 27230 You deserved it 7942 181 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Eyebrowless - United States - Willingboro Today, I decided to wax my eyebrows. My entire eyebrow came off. FML I agree, your life sucks 23936 You deserved it 13856 81 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By zuzu Today, as I was making biscuits my mom joked, "Don't burn the house down." I told her "Don't worry, I know how to make biscuits." The oven caught fire. FML I agree, your life sucks 1625 You deserved it 585 10 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anon - United States Today, my boss told me that if I didn't become his neighbor on Farmville I wouldn't have a job. I laughed. He didn't. FML I agree, your life sucks 34608 You deserved it 2923 166 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By headache - United States - Mesa A good shower Today, I was taking a shower when the water suddenly went cold. It spooked me so much I slipped and hit my head on the metal edge of the tub. My husband then said that I had the best Christmas gift. FML I agree, your life sucks 1481 You deserved it 219 10 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Torvaltz - United States - Clinton Today, during an important meeting, I forgot the name for West Virginia and described it as, "Virginia a bit to the left". FML I agree, your life sucks 12548 You deserved it 3253 45 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Tor - United States Today, I was in class and felt a sharp pain in my stomach. I began to scream and cry because the pain was horrible, so the teacher called 911. After being rushed to the hospital, I was told that "I had gas cramps and would be fine." My whole class was listening on speakerphone to make sure I was ok. FML I agree, your life sucks 48686 You deserved it 12876 141 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Granger Today, I got together a surprise party for my mom's birthday. I invited all her friends and her douchebag boyfriend who I don't get along with. When my mom got home, he took credit and got her friends to back him up with bribing. My mom said I'm selfish and horrible for not trying for her. FML I agree, your life sucks 25122 You deserved it 1516 70 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By motherless - Australia - Sydney Today, my mother "checked in" to rehab on Facebook. The same rehab that told her to hand over her smartphone. The dumbass was smart enough to steal my phone and dumb enough to get it confiscated. FML I agree, your life sucks 30628 You deserved it 2808 78 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Username - Reserved Today, after being kept awake all night by my house-mate and his girlfriend, they woke me at the crack of dawn to apologize for being so loud. FML I agree, your life sucks 32191 You deserved it 2587 112 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 19/6/2020 17:00 Last dates Today, a guy I've been dating for a year asked me to meet him for dinner and a couple of drinks. After dinner, he confessed that he's been seeing another woman and has decided he wants to seek a relationship with her. He then told me how sex with me is great, but he didn't want me to continue being "the other woman." FML I agree, your life sucks 1926 You deserved it 203 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By nothreat33 - United States Today, it was my 24th birthday. I got a card from my sister reading: "Here's to another year of complete disregard for age-appropriate developmental milestones." She was right. FML I agree, your life sucks 18997 You deserved it 3712 14 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By fmcsl Today, a customer bought a luggage tag and asked what it was for. I explained and she asked if she had to hang it around her neck. I explained again and she said she didn’t have her luggage with her so did she have to hang it around her neck? FML I agree, your life sucks 1779 You deserved it 154 7 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By facefuckedguy - Australia - Brisbane Today, I went to a job interview, and a guy ahead of me went to enter the building, only to walk face-first into a glass door. I rushed to help him up, and after we had a good laugh about it, I turned to walk inside, only to walk straight into the door as well. FML I agree, your life sucks 46062 You deserved it 9981 71 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By xMiSS_CuTiEx - United States Today, I remembered my mom got her carpet cleaned and to be careful while she was at work. To be nice, I vacuumed the whole house. Feeling proud of myself, I got a drink and went upstairs. I tripped and spilled red Kool-Aid all over the floor. FML I agree, your life sucks 26025 You deserved it 14304 69 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Lovergirl - United States Today, I was snuggled in bed with my husband. He thought because my butt was twitching that I was trying to be frisky. So he slapped my ass hard in attempt to get something going. I was actually trying to hold in a huge fart because last night I had diarrhea. Apparently I still have it. FML I agree, your life sucks 31562 You deserved it 3896 85 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, I went swimming with this guy I like at dammed river. While we were jumping off the dam, I decided to try to impress him by doing a front flip. I didn't jump far enough off, so when I went to flip, my face skidded down the concrete wall. FML I agree, your life sucks 34805 You deserved it 44725 143 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By ihatemyjob - Canada Today, at work, an elderly lady came up to the cash register with a flyer in her hand, and asked if we had a certain item. I told her we did not have any left, and we would be getting more next week and if she wanted, I could give her a rain check. She hit me in the face with her purse. FML I agree, your life sucks 32068 You deserved it 2764 128 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Milwaukee Today, my boss threw me out of her office during a conference call for daring to correct her. The client fired the company because she subsequently got all the information on the call wrong, and plainly had no idea what was going on. From all the screaming, this is now all my fault. FML I agree, your life sucks 12916 You deserved it 887 33 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By pianoblues - Canada - Thunder Bay Today, I did a piano audition for a musical. Afterwards, the judge asked if I have experience with percussion, and then told me she was considering me for a percussion part. I guess my piano audition really was THAT bad. FML I agree, your life sucks 9965 You deserved it 1048 45 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By trainE - United States Today, I was masturbating in my room when my dog started to bark obnoxiously. He does this all the time so I ignored it and kept going. This went on for about a half hour. When I went downstairs, I found an open door and an empty TV stand. FML I agree, your life sucks 22281 You deserved it 94355 147 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By HappyBirthday - United States Today, it was my friend's birthday. She's been having problems with most of her friends besides me lately, so I wanted to do something special. I brought her a cake. Me and her were the only ones to have any. It gave us both food poisoning. FML I agree, your life sucks 47245 You deserved it 4741 122 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By tracy4191 - United States - Ponchatoula Today, I found out my grandma has been slipping laxatives into my food. Apparently, I was constipated once as a child and "once constipated, always constipated." FML I agree, your life sucks 13409 You deserved it 785 38 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By clarakipper - Canada - Toronto Today, I found out that the vacation my mom has been planning to "repair our relationship" was just an opportunity to change her Facebook profile picture. FML I agree, your life sucks 37464 You deserved it 2712 51 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By ouchers - United States Today, I was at the mall with my mom. She was pissing me off, so I started screaming at her and causing a scene. I ended up falling all the way down the up escalator. Everyone saw and people clapped. FML I agree, your life sucks 38232 You deserved it 338213 891 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, I was pulled over. The cop seemed very familiar. Turns out he was a relative of mine whom I haven't spoken to in a very long time. We had decent conversation and caught up. He still gave me a ticket. FML I agree, your life sucks 28954 You deserved it 17912 152 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By hé merde - France - Paris Today, I was pushing my wheelchair-bound grandpa back home, when a pretty girl walked past us in the opposite direction. He made me stop and turn him around, just so he could check her ass out as she walked away. FML I agree, your life sucks 31873 You deserved it 4975 124 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, I asked out this girl I've been spending a lot of time with lately. She told me she was only hanging out with me because she thought I was gay and wouldn't try to get in her pants. FML I agree, your life sucks 48381 You deserved it 4861 75 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Silver_Samurai - Netherlands Today, I had a technical skill test as a nurse. My objective was to help the patient defecate, but my opening sentence came out as: "Hello, I'm Jan. I'm here to help you take a shit." FML I agree, your life sucks 25630 You deserved it 10467 148 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Netherlands - Vianen Today, while at work, I managed to scrape open the inside of my nose with my fingernail, drawing blood in the process. I had to quickly up an explanation for my scream that didn't go: "Well, I was scouting for boogers..." FML I agree, your life sucks 7470 You deserved it 24620 90 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
Today, I found out that my cross-dressing father and my recently deceased mother were having a much more "open" relationship then they'd let on, when the... I agree, your life sucks 34 You deserved it 6 0 Comments
Today, I caught up with a good friend and he let me rant about my sexless marriage. He was really understanding and supportive. I got home and he sent... I agree, your life sucks 648 You deserved it 138 4 Comments