Holidays: Today, I was swimming in the ocean, not too far off shore. I...

By The_HML - 24/03/2009 02:48 - United States

Today, I was swimming in the ocean, not too far off shore. I had asked my mom to come in, but she was afraid of the water because fish had nipped at her toes or something back in the day. I told her there was nothing to fear. I ended up getting stung in the balls by a Jelly fish. FML

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By Heather - 31/05/2009 17:38 - United States

Today, I thought I would make my first trip to the beach. While in the water, I was stung by a jellyfish. My friend had to pee on me. I went back into the water to wash the pee off and got stung by another jellyfish. FML

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By michellekel - 04/07/2009 12:10 - France

Today, I went to the beach on the cote d'azur and the lifeguard told me that even though there were two jellyfish in the bay, it was safe to swim. Five minutes into swimming, I got stung twice. FML

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By StungAlot - 12/06/2019 06:18

Today, I got stung by jellyfish. As I writhed in pain on the beach, my dad comes up and asks me to be quiet, that I'm embarrassing him. He also mentioned that jellyfish were out today and that I should be careful. Thanks, dad. FML

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By StungAlot - 19/06/2012 10:32 - United States

Today, I got stung by jellyfish. As I was writhing in pain on the beach, my dad comes up and asks me to be quiet and that I'm embarrassing him. FML

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By effingawwesome - 11/04/2009 18:52 - United States

Today, I was surfing and trying to impress some girls on the beach. While I was out in the water, a jellyfish wrapped itself around my torso. I started to yell and freak out, making a huge scene. I grabbed it off of me, only to realize that I was freaking out over a plastic grocery bag. FML

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Now you know

By Ouchies - 18/03/2021 17:01

Today, I went to the beach. My friend decided it would be funny to push me into a bunch of Portuguese Man-O-War jellyfish washed up on the shore. Did you know their tentacles can sting even if they’re dead? FML

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By Stingraybeemonster - 07/04/2016 08:51 - Thailand

Today, I was snorkeling when a stingray suddenly appeared when I thought I was just looking at sand. It startled me, so my heel made contact with a sea urchin so that then startled me, and my other foot hit another one. FML

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By wayne - 07/12/2011 10:28 - New Zealand

Today, I overcame my fear of swimming in lakes and went for a swim. I got bitten by an eel. FML

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By Username - 05/06/2019 20:00

Today, at the beach, I swam pretty far out into the ocean. I ended up getting pummelled by the waves and got a painful cramp in my leg. The whole beach watched me flail and scream, while my friends rolled their eyes as they dragged me out of the water. FML

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By hunta331 - This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff

Today, I learned just how bad jellyfish stings hurt. Multiple times. On my testicles. FML

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loser_fml 1

Tuesday 24 March 2009 9:26

my balls hurt just reading my thoughts are with them at this hard time

alliewillie 22

Wednesday 4 April 2012 2:36

And the Loser Award goes to....

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locasocha 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 9:03

ouch, hahaha woo first comment!

alliewillie 22

Wednesday 4 April 2012 2:36

And the Loser Award goes to....

0___0 9

Tuesday 24 March 2009 9:05

Owie! 2nd ;]

lol_seriously 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 9:06

Oooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrr that's rotten!!!

loser_fml 1

Tuesday 24 March 2009 9:26

my balls hurt just reading my thoughts are with them at this hard time

troubledshampoo 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 9:28

OUCH.

effthis 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 9:34

ouch...

Azreal423 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 9:51

I dont think you would be typing this if you got stung in the balls by a jellyfish. if you did get stung by a jellyfish in the nuts you would most likely be in the hospital right now.