Today, my girlfriend cheated on me and still played the victim. She went and told her friends that I didn't give her freedom. She said I didn't let her buy a toaster. We had an airfryer with a toast option! FML
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I beat her once again in a trivia game. She said that I was cheating, and if I was cheating on the game, I was definitely cheating on her as well. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to share a toothbrush with her. FML
Today, after an argument, my wife goes out to cook her curly fries in our airfryer. The thing beeps after 15 minutes; my wife goes out and announces, "Oh that's great." "What's up babes?" says I. "I put the fries in the wrong compartment. It's all your fault, you wound me up earlier." she says. FML
Today, I "hacked" my girlfriend's phone and found out she's been cheating on me for the last 6 months. She's pissed at me because I hacked her phone and invaded her privacy. FML
Today, I burned dinner because my girlfriend was yelling for me to help with a trivial problem. To salvage things, I ordered pizza. She spent the rest of the evening moaning that I ruined dinner, that we don't eat healthy, and that I "make us" waste money on food. FML
Today, my girlfriend confessed that she's been cheating on me for the past two months. Apparently she thought I'd take it well, because when I yelled at her for being a heartless bitch, she stuttered "S-sike!" and tried to play it off as a prank. She's acting like we're still dating. FML
Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML
Today, after weeks of my girlfriend moaning that I never go anywhere, I went out with some friends. An hour in, she started blowing up my phone. When I answered it, she was screaming in rage because I wasn't home to cook dinner. FML
Today, my sister convinced my girlfriend that I cheated on her. All because I took the first slice of her birthday cake. FML
Today, someone told my girlfriend that I cheated on her. I've never cheated in my life. Instead of talking to me about it, she made a big post on Facebook about what a dick I am. Pretty much all the comments went along the lines of "What a bastard." and "Ugh, men are pigs." FML
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Bogrbon 27
A fight over a toaster is a pretext. You probably shouldn’t be controlling to that level unless you’re literally struggling with every penny to make ends meet. My wife makes a lot of purchases I find redundant, like 5 sets of dishes of which we use 2, but it makes her happy. However, none of this justifies cheating. If the relationship isn’t working she should have the human decency to break up before sneaking off to screw someone else. So whatever the circumstances, she decided to cheat rather than be honest with you and that’s all on her.
Jon Tessler 14
she cheated on you. a toaster is the least of your worries.
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Brightside86 30
Did you really decree that she wasn't allowed to purchase a toaster and this was like a huge line in the sand moment?
Bogrbon 27
A fight over a toaster is a pretext. You probably shouldn’t be controlling to that level unless you’re literally struggling with every penny to make ends meet. My wife makes a lot of purchases I find redundant, like 5 sets of dishes of which we use 2, but it makes her happy. However, none of this justifies cheating. If the relationship isn’t working she should have the human decency to break up before sneaking off to screw someone else. So whatever the circumstances, she decided to cheat rather than be honest with you and that’s all on her.
Jon Tessler 14
she cheated on you. a toaster is the least of your worries.
Jonkbaby 22
Well, sounds like your relationship is toast
bleachedraven 14
🤣