By gtfoocd - 27/12/2011 15:20 - United States

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Today, my extremely OCD girlfriend wouldn't have sex with me because my bedroom wasn't "properly symmetrical." FML
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MikeDa1Da 14

Hopefully your penis is properly symmetrical.

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heythereyouu_fml 4

Well then, make it "properly symmetrical".(:

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Epsilonyx 15

Tell her, "Your pussy is so symmetrical, baby." Sex ensues.

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Sarah_moustache 9

Put a bag over her head. Make sure it's on properly before she blows her top about that too.

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carlosantana0219 2

I wouldn't put a bag over your head. And that is a compliment

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somewhatshaky 2

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Epsilonyx 15

That would be a good idea, had she not been the one to deny him the opportunity. Otherwise, that'd be called rape.

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van_helsing 6

OCD stands for Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder, so it's a noun, not an adjective.

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hero93 6

why would people vote this negatively? Some people really need to learn the meaning of OCD and quit making it out to be some kind of cute self-diagnosed adjective.

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chogle 8

18- I did what you said and googled the proper use and OCD is still a noun, not an adjective.

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stupidisntcute 0

Alot of people say they are OCD to get attention! Its fact!! Mostly women!

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coltsrock37 15

If she's willing to go the distance, take her to some plain even sided place, like a set in Steinhafel's or Ashley Furniture. That'll keep those employees on their post Christmas toes.

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MissusDolly 12

Just tell her it will mess up your feng shui if you change everything around.

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Mr25_fml 14

take it to the living room

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squirrel1215 5

"It?" Yes, let's take relationship advice from someone who sees women as objects. She's not a car, buddy.

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attaboy368 20

is there another room that is properly aligned?

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